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Harcourt Demon

Harcourt   146

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Those appalling ads with Susan the profit [censored], Gary the brick layer and all the other battlers were enough for me to never ever get insured with those idiots.

Summer Blease Mighty Demon

Summer Blease   0

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Those appalling ads with Susan the profit [censored], Gary the brick layer and all the other battlers were enough for me to never ever get insured with those idiots.

providore?

mauriesy Redleg

mauriesy   7,357

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CGU Insurance has become the filth's new premier partner.

Yep. Apparently they get

Special rates for theft of

Personalised number plates

XR6 Utes

52" Plasma TVs

Their supply of VB, XXXX, Westend Bitter or other canned alcohol

Their Foofighters CD collection

Fake Gucci handbags and suits

Ed Hardy clothing

Aussie Flags

Pet reptile, rat or Alaskan Malamut

Their identity from Facebook

Everythink else youse should of thought of

Special rates for insurance against personal injury from

Infected tattoos

Body piercing (anywhere)

Glassing

Food poisoning at Smorgys, Maccas or RSL Bingo nights

Travel Insurance discounts for

Bali

Phuket

Fiji

Gallipoli

Anywhere else covered by Jetstar

Reduced health insurance for

Multiple childbirth

Dentures

Breast augmentation

e25 Trident

e25   5

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Those appalling ads with Susan the profit [censored], Gary the brick layer and all the other battlers were enough for me to never ever get insured with those idiots.

profit [censored]! hahaha

i love it.

Roost It Redleg

Roost It   1,434

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Yep. Apparently they get

Special rates for theft of

Personalised number plates

XR6 Utes

52" Plasma TVs

Their supply of VB, XXXX, Westend Bitter or other canned alcohol

Their Foofighters CD collection

Fake Gucci handbags and suits

Ed Hardy clothing

Aussie Flags

Pet reptile, rat or Alaskan Malamut

Their identity from Facebook

Everythink else youse should of thought of

Special rates for insurance against personal injury from

Infected tattoos

Body piercing (anywhere)

Glassing

Food poisoning at Smorgys, Maccas or RSL Bingo nights

Travel Insurance discounts for

Bali

Phuket

Fiji

Gallipoli

Anywhere else covered by Jetstar

Reduced health insurance for

Multiple childbirth

Dentures

Breast augmentation

They also get polyester Aussie Flags to wave at Muslims.


Summer Blease Mighty Demon

Summer Blease   0

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No "profit [censored]", she wasn't content with just having one deli was she? Greedy.....

:)

She is a greedy capitilist toff in a way. We don't want your bulgarian fetta you grot! :lol:

MrMoose Demon

MrMoose   262

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I now know the real word they put the 'U' in - it rhymes with the name of the New Zealand born NRL player who is playing for the Gold Coast Suns!

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