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Now I know who NOT to insure with

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Those appalling ads with Susan the profit [censored], Gary the brick layer and all the other battlers were enough for me to never ever get insured with those idiots.

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    Those appalling ads with Susan the profit [censored], Gary the brick layer and all the other battlers were enough for me to never ever get insured with those idiots.

    providore?

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    CGU Insurance has become the filth's new premier partner.

    Yep. Apparently they get

    Special rates for theft of

    Personalised number plates

    XR6 Utes

    52" Plasma TVs

    Their supply of VB, XXXX, Westend Bitter or other canned alcohol

    Their Foofighters CD collection

    Fake Gucci handbags and suits

    Ed Hardy clothing

    Aussie Flags

    Pet reptile, rat or Alaskan Malamut

    Their identity from Facebook

    Everythink else youse should of thought of

    Special rates for insurance against personal injury from

    Infected tattoos

    Body piercing (anywhere)

    Glassing

    Food poisoning at Smorgys, Maccas or RSL Bingo nights

    Travel Insurance discounts for

    Bali

    Phuket

    Fiji

    Gallipoli

    Anywhere else covered by Jetstar

    Reduced health insurance for

    Multiple childbirth

    Dentures

    Breast augmentation

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    Those appalling ads with Susan the profit [censored], Gary the brick layer and all the other battlers were enough for me to never ever get insured with those idiots.

    profit [censored]! hahaha

    i love it.

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    providore?

    No "profit [censored]", she wasn't content with just having one deli was she? Greedy.....

    :)

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    Yep. Apparently they get

    Special rates for theft of

    Personalised number plates

    XR6 Utes

    52" Plasma TVs

    Their supply of VB, XXXX, Westend Bitter or other canned alcohol

    Their Foofighters CD collection

    Fake Gucci handbags and suits

    Ed Hardy clothing

    Aussie Flags

    Pet reptile, rat or Alaskan Malamut

    Their identity from Facebook

    Everythink else youse should of thought of

    Special rates for insurance against personal injury from

    Infected tattoos

    Body piercing (anywhere)

    Glassing

    Food poisoning at Smorgys, Maccas or RSL Bingo nights

    Travel Insurance discounts for

    Bali

    Phuket

    Fiji

    Gallipoli

    Anywhere else covered by Jetstar

    Reduced health insurance for

    Multiple childbirth

    Dentures

    Breast augmentation

    They also get polyester Aussie Flags to wave at Muslims.

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    No "profit [censored]", she wasn't content with just having one deli was she? Greedy.....

    :)

    She is a greedy capitilist toff in a way. We don't want your bulgarian fetta you grot! :lol:

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    I now know the real word they put the 'U' in - it rhymes with the name of the New Zealand born NRL player who is playing for the Gold Coast Suns!

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