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Shanghai Dee has arrived at the stadium and reports:

"Lovely green surface. Narrow and a bit short. Late news flash is that Flash is out (ed: I didn't think he was in in the first place). Hot day and the team well watered. Supporters in concrete stand with no shade. The red and blue colours are dominant. The music being piped through the speakers at the ground is aweful.

Let the game start."

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Not as badas it was. But still very much poor quality!!

Also, it's buffering far too much for me. :/

Still heavily pixellated but the male studio commentator is our very own Wise Monkey who just seven days ago captained the Demonland/Demonology team to victory in the Forum Lightning Premiership! He's going to talk about that game to 3 billion Chinese. We're famous!

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I found it buffers a lot in Chrome but is much better in Firefox..just in case that helps.

Picture is still rubbish..but can listen to BT's commentary I guess....

Or Wise Monkeys as it seems! Love the Dees flavour!!

I'm on Firefox (and using cable), and when I click on the link it buffers for hours and then I get Chinese news?!

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I'm on Firefox (and using cable), and when I click on the link it buffers for hours and then I get Chinese news?!

Mine's fine. Watching the game as we speak. Just pixelated a lot is all. And can't read the scores as they are in Chinese characters!!!

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Mine's fine. Watching the game as we speak. Just pixelated a lot is all. And can't read the scores as they are in Chinese characters!!!

OK stupid question then, when you open the link, what do you click on to start playing? Because nothing seems to start it unless I drag the time bar and then it shows me something totally random.

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