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Forum Game..DEMONLAND V TALKING CARLTON, 2nd of NOV


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I, Big Danny G of the TalkingCarlton forum can confidently predict that i will be BOG and the reason why TalkingCarlton will smash you demons by 10+ goals.

My possy count will be 30+, disposal efficiency of 90+, and 5+ goals. You will be golf clapping my brilliance as the ball sails over your heads.

Good luck guys

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Cribbes would've been a liability. 7 feet up, just more time for me to read the ball as it comes down my throat. Could've been devastating. Great first up move by the selection committee.

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majority of the leadership group, including both coaches, have already indorsed this contest and this date...

we will be playing talkingcarlton on Sunday, November 2 at 2pm...

the venue will be glenferrie oval if gosch's park is not available... :rolleyes:

I have sent emails to past players and supporters... :wub:

new players should know they are most welcome... :)

the bench rotates constantly and everyone gets as much game time as they want (or can stand)...

new supporters should know the same (we can never get enough extra water delivered to the venue at this time of the year)...

with exams looming, this is a good time for talkingcarlton to try to ambush us... <_<

perhaps they have underestimated the pent-up anger and frustration we are still feeling over season 2008... :wacko:

give us some positive "I will be there" posts now please... :unsure:

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Big Danny, I think i'm in love!

I'll take you down though, you'll be like a blonde, fun and easy.

But yeah, i'll happily take a wing. Been playing a bit of indoor lately, so should be good in 12 meter sprints...

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Updated 12/10 @ 11.30pm

DEMONLAND V TALKING CARLTON

Sunday November 2nd @ 2pm

VENUE TBC (Punt Road/Gosch's Paddock??)

CONFIRMED STARTERS:

cameronthebruce

rustykingswood

ucanchoose

IKTPQMCR

tarzan16

tez

pringle

melbournefc

wise monkey

mclean4brownlow

dappadan

45hotgod

Hards

Occo & 2 friends

Fuzz

Dave (melbournefc's friend)

Jo (melbournefc's friend - she's put her name down for drinkgirl or boundary umpire or BOTH)

rollinson65

whispering jack

redleg

grant

benno

the stynes factor

TBC:

trident

oxxx

freak

cactus

All, with only a couple of weeks before kick off, we need committment, posts and complete dedication from each and every one of you. If you can play, confirm, if you are a maybe, keep this forum post as up to date as possible so we can get a true indication as to who is IN and who is OUT. We encourage all to bring other Melbourne supporters or even the occasional social football or recreational football players with them, or nominate them onto our playing list. All welcome. These are social games with a taste of fun footy flair. What we need now is committment from everyone. If you are unable to play, we encourage you to nominate and assist in other forms ie: drinkboys or drinkgirls, time keepers, goal and boundary umpires or even a photographer. What good is a day out if there aren't any photographs or very famous club song on video at the end of the day! These forum games make for a great day, and is our prime opportunity to put on the mighty RED and BLUE jumper and represent our great club.

All positions will be decided by the coaches, captain and/or the leadership group on the day.

Leadership Group, if I have left something out, please edit and post.

GO DEES.

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There has been a request from resident demonland 'rollinson_65' on the TC forum for a member of our leadership group to come on here and tell of how many goals we're going to beat you guys. Now, as the spiritual leader of TalkingCarlton i've taken the duty upon myself.

Luckily i'm not one to make outlandish claims of how much we're going to win by, or how well some of players are going to perform. Instead i like to keep it realistic. I'm not going to put any expectations on any of the other boys.

Instead, i'll make my judgments on the basis that all demons are just like Dean Bailey. Bald, ugly, past it, and poofs.

I'll only make one promise that i can back up. That Big Danny G could beat 22 Dean Baileys by himself.

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Brock On!

I heard a rumour that the talkingcarlton.com team is pretty much a bunch of Wayne Brittains, never has-beens with paedophile-esque grins who probably still can't tell the difference between rugby and AFL.

Confirm-Deny Danny?

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Brock On!

I heard a rumour that the talkingcarlton.com team is pretty much a bunch of Wayne Brittains, never has-beens with paedophile-esque grins who probably still can't tell the difference between rugby and AFL.

Confirm-Deny Danny?

Sorry mate, just a rumour. But [censored] with a "character" (note the mocking quotation marks) like Dean Bailey leading such an "enigmatic, exciting" (note the mocking quotation marks) "football team" (note the mocking quotation marks) i really struggled to find words that i could make fun of your team with.

Seriously though, and i'm not even joking, as demon supporters you can't possibly expect to win anything let alone a forum footy game. I'm really pulling at straws but i can think of two positives for you guys. 1. That the game isn't very important so if you lose it doesn't really matter and 2. Again, that the game isn't important, meaning you guys might perform.

Good luck though, provide a contest.

Also a challenge to your coaching panel. Corral, or tackle me?

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