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Logic would suggest that it would come from one of our Tasmanian contingent:

Brad Green, Col Garland, Brad Miller [yes - he came from Qld but has tassie roots], Robbo or Col Garland.

Not only are they proud warriors but also in keeping with the Luke Skywalker tradition they would be more comfortable with the whole "I've got the hots for my sister" scenario!

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Logic would suggest that it would come from one of our Tasmanian contingent:

Brad Green, Col Garland, Brad Miller [yes - he came from Qld but has tassie roots], Robbo or Col Garland.

Not only are they proud warriors but also in keeping with the Luke Skywalker tradition they would be more comfortable with the whole "I've got the hots for my sister" scenario!

lol

And since you have listed him twice, I will say Garland. He seems to be the one who has improved the most since Bails arrival. Or possibly Miller.

On this topic..if Bails is Yoda, Garland is Luke Skywalker, then surely Carroll is Chewbacca

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And since you have listed him twice, I will say Garland. He seems to be the one who has improved the most since Bails arrival. Or possibly Miller.

On this topic..if Bails is Yoda, Garland is Luke Skywalker, then surely Carroll is Chewbacca

:lol: Listed him twice...freudian slip,.

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:lol: Listed him twice...freudian slip,.

Luke eventually saved the Empire (with the help of others) didn't he? Maybe Jimbo should be Luke.

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So who would be Obiwan and Darth Vader? Who's turned to the Dark side! :lol:

As for Luke, at this stage i'd have to say Miller is the one who's thrived under Yoda's lessons!

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Maybe Morton will be our Luke Skywalker. His training has just begun yet we have seen great potential. The Force is Strong in This One

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Darth Vader - Vlad

In the end Annakin had redeaming qualities..Vlad has none !! ;)

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The Force is strong with this one .......

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lol.....snap....pmsl !!!!

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Logic would suggest that it would come from one of our Tasmanian contingent:

Brad Green, Col Garland, Brad Miller [yes - he came from Qld but has tassie roots], Robbo or Col Garland.

Not only are they proud warriors but also in keeping with the Luke Skywalker tradition they would be more comfortable with the whole "I've got the hots for my sister" scenario!

Just out of interest how does Brad Miller have Tasmanian roots??

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I thought I'd already seen thread of the year... We have a new leader.

Collingwood = stormtroopers

Alan Didak = The annoying little guy that walks on his hands in the pod-race, that races against Anakin.

Matty Bate = The emperor's all-red guards in the third film.

David Neitz = Obi-Wan Kenobi. Disappears at the start, but continues to inspire as time passes...

Ben Holland = AT AT walker (4 legged transports in the second one)

Aaron Sandilands = The Rancor

Aaron Davey = Lando Calrissian

Russell Robertson = Cantina musician

Lynden Dunn = Boba Fett (bounty hunter)

Gary Lyon = Chewbacca (for current team, Paul Johnson)

Adem Yze = Owen Lars (Old guy, only in it in the first few minutes)

The Football Media = Jawas

Craig Hutchison = Jabba the Hutt

Andrew Demetriu = The Emperor

Eddie Maguire = Darth Vader

Mick Malthouse = Count Dooku (Yoda's Nemesis)

Scott Thompson = Anakin Skywalker (traitor? sort of)

Princess Leia = Dale Thomas

Brock McLean = Han Solo

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I'm sorry.

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Great work. I bet you could even make CC into an Ewok!

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