Roger Mellie

Jeez, there's nearly one for every player at the club. Maybe get rid of 10 of them and spend a few hundred thou on a sports psychologist

Are you kidding? He was about 15th in line in the terrible queue. It was a long queue mind you

If the players had seen the footage of how bad Carlton were playing, they might've had a crack in the first half. Not to be, the players had already decided not to show up. It doesn't get lamer

I get that you fly the flag for Jack and that he certainly wasn't near the worst out there...... but that was a cracker of a post. Still laughing

Near the end of the first quarter comedy act, I had this bizarre sensation of suddenly being upside down. I think I just reached my tipping point.

Nope - the unfulfilled potential must be in boxing Pass

I think he suffers from: - our clogged up game style - lack of clean disposal - lack of movement up the ground He's also just not that good and our experimenting with him in other positions was a failure (we could've used his speed in the midfield). It's a shame as he's retreated way back into his shell

I edited it and slotted him right back in this morning!

Jared Grant is an inexcusable omission. I think, however, it's courageous that he eliminates any chance of scoring with the ladies, by shaving that head. I reckon he might glow in the dark too

I could live with this: MacDonald Dunn Jetta Vince Tomlinson Salem Watts Viney Bennell Trengove Lynch Petracca Kent Hogan Garlett Gawn Jones Brayshaw I/C Tyson Stretch ANB Garland/Dawes Em: Frost Dawes/Garland/ JKH Newton Edit: Van Demon In

Thanks. That was weighing on my mind

What makes me gag, is that we go into these games with zero initiative. We just amble in and see how the game pans out. It's as though we're trying to get away with as little as possible. Everything is a reaction rather than dictating the terms of the game. It happens time and time again. The worst game was Essendon - when they were inept but we wouldn't set the tone of the game. Same when we won against Brisbane - when no side wanted to take the initiative. We were just slightly less horrendous than them. When we do the same against a good side we get dacked in spectacular fashion. Odds on to do the same against Carlton next week.

and Beach Road Barry

This combo in the midfield would be disastrous but it's worked with both as defensive forwards (well once anyway) and it should stop the Bullies run out of defence. Yep my glass is half full

Greetings Smith! Just chiming in here on the back of DA. Good to see you post - it's been a while! You'd be loving the cricket at the moment too.

I agree with you Nasher but think we need some midfield depth to cover for injuries. With that scenario, we've wiped them all out. I'd therefore retain one of Michie or Riley if we couldn't get a decent upgrade on them. I'd also attempt to trade Toump, with fingers crossed.

Agree on Seedsman. You can see brilliance and spud in the same game. Wasn't he subbed off against us as well?

Here's a few less words instead: It's his opinion and his effort, which was admirable. If you don't agree say why or STFU

Great effort and input Deespicable!

You can fine them AND delist them?

They should just call it what it is - an advertising experience! Or, more aptly advertising onslaught, Advertising offence, Blinded by advertising, Yeah that's it

Did anyone notice the Melbourne Trainer with the colossal mullet? It was a work of art!

In: Van Demon and Salem Still want to see Newton Outs: Lumumba - need his dash against the dogs, but pointless if he keeps handing them the footy. Michie - too slow for the dogs If VDB isn't ready then Newton

Watching the game, I assume the ones with the flu were: Garland, Dunn, Watts, Jones, Vince and Prince for starters. I suspect Lumumba has had the flu for about 15 weeks

You forgot the 'runs all day long' part which they both have. As I said, for the right price e.g.. Jordie MacKenzie - that way they won't feel the loss in red hair.