Roger Mellie

IIRC King is from NSW which should give him a third year on the rookie list (unless something's changed)

Or, giant novelty condoms. Not a good look

I think they look like knobs (literally)

Splitting hairs but I prefer M Jones ahead of Bail. Both had a truckload of possessions/tackles etc at Casey

Well done, now take a deep breath

Just to add my random two cents worth and to keep it classy...Twiggs = Zoolander

Gotcha! PS Question for KC: Walmsley started the season in pretty good form (IMO). He seems to have disappeared. Has he been injured or finding it hard to get a seniors birth? Thanks

Surely not and I hope that's the case with Harmes. Some of the other names in the DL, indicate it should change? Rutherford, Munro etc

Kennedy-Harris in the Development League?? And Harmes?? Yes, I understand there's a truckload of players to come out of the line-up but puleese, Harmes is named in the starting 18. I can't see he did much wrong last week. I 'll assume JKH has spent a month on the couch with his groin grief

Me either, but prefer Riley as the sub. He's in the Blease league of tanks.

Sheeeeeeet Garland out too

Howe - taking the pi$$ Surely!

6 Garland 5 Brayshaw 4 Grimes 3 Hogan 2 Cross 1 Spencil

That's my issue with him too - the fact that he got off was bizarre, not that I've got a long memory or anything. But it's still way behind LOL COL Sylvia and his busted jaw in the NAB Cup.

I find it extremely odd that poster's feel compelled to declare Trengove's operation a failure, as though there's some prize in making the call early.

A drug den of dons

This guy reminds me of someone. It's given me the shits for a week but I finally clicked. With his ponytail look, he's a dead ringer for Wilfred the Dog. The pic would be here: Edit: So I can't add a pic so here's the uncanny resemblance link: http://www.heraldsun.com.au/ipad/wilfred-scores-new-kennel-in-the-us/story-fn6bn80a-1225943952419

6-Vince 5-Van Demon 4-Spencil (never thought I'd be typing his name here) 3-N Jones 2-Hogan 1Toss-up between Cross, Brayshaw, Fitzwahh Edit: Forgot Pedo - he did orright too

He's probably a bit closer to the action than most of us in the armchair comp

Makes it easier to change a winning formula! In Viney, Jetta Out: Bail, M Jones (inj)

VAN DEMON!

Riley was just what we needed the last quarter. Needed to smash bodies and he did. Hard at it, tackled like a man possessed and all but one disposal was a sharp handball (and spot on). Important role and great sub strategy!

Where would you like the Damian Barrett doll sent?

You could put Howe in at the centre bounces to give him something to do.