Yossarian

Na, you're off your head mate.

Bloody hell, what a finish. I don't care who it is (except norf), just reminds you why AFL's the greatest sport in the world. How good.

Watching this tigers swans match thinking they could both use a Max Gawn out there.

Robbo was punishing to watch. What was with all the were you fat with a busted knee in high school? Don't try to do a sob story the one time big Maxy graces you with his presence, you plum.

No, I knew all of that.

You gotta be trolling right now, surely.

$20 from the members tent for the guest passes. See the game day thread for running sheet, but it kicks off at 6.40.

Answering my own question: 6.41pm – Poem: Ode to Fallen Soldiers (Rupert McCall)6.46pm – Creswick Lighthorse Troop to enter arena6.52pm – Family of fallen soldier video piece6.56pm – Family of fallen soldier to light cauldron on stage6.58pm – Last Post to play6.59pm – National Anthem to play7.00pm – Joint banner to rise, Melbourne and Richmond break through together

Anyone know the running schedule for tonight? What time should we get there for the pre-game stuff?

What an excellent article. Thanks for sharing, dazzle. I love this club.

Interesting argument, Chooka. I kinda support it with that in mind too. Leigh Matthews is still a senile old bastard though.

So anyway, team...

It's easy to romanticise the rest of the world when it's so far away, hey mate

Actually wasn't too bad today.

No way I'd throw a private conversation onto a public forum. Such a d**k move.

Honestly, I'm just happy to be relevant again. We're a legitimate part of the conversation for the first time since 2010. Gawn and Viney both being talked up as AA's, Hogan almost universally recognised as the most exciting young KPP in the comp, Oliver and Petracca both at good odds for the rising star and so on. Jones and Vince just flying under the radar as known quality. Although, it must be odd for some Adelaide supporters to read Vince referred to as 'tough Melbourne midfielder'. We've still gotta string wins together before anyone would confidently back us as a team. But it's hard to knock the quality that's coming through.

Slash isn't, Axl Rose is singing for them. I never rated Brian Johnstone anyway, so I'll just listen to it for the novelty factor. Bon Scott however, is a legend.

Did Max King make it onto the field?

Love it.

Todd Viney reading Demonland: "Get me the phone!"

Wot

How dare you.

Pour cider on my guernsey and give it to an uber driver. DONE.

Get FUUUUUUCKED

Hogan was shit