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Biffen

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  1. I could get 10,000 Vietnamese to a home game for the dogs. Simply offer "Free Mathematical Tuition"
  2. Moonie, as you may now realise,TDI has a close connection to the boys. Let no man intervene. The lads can choose their own friends.
  3. I have an excellent sauce for this. Baaaddabum.!!!!
  4. Jsada was tough in those days. at the very least they were smart enough to hire Jewish Lawyers.
  5. He was involved in a heated situation with Lamb and Butters,until things boiled over Then I hear he was not worth his salt. After that he went underground. The word on him is he kept the vampires at bay for a while.
  6. Abraham was a far better type. He would sacrifice his own son for the team.
  7. Never could grab the pigskin on a Saturday though.
  8. Barfly ,Mickey RourKe is still a good flick. Leaving Las Vegas could be Nick Cages best but I do love Withnail.
  9. Worth noting he is not the defendant in this instance.
  10. Time passes quickly in the can Jazza. Just make sure you have enough books and smokes to get you through. Oh sorry mate ,I forgot you don't read and don't smoke.
  11. Try showering. It really helps if you are on the pull.
  12. Roosy loves a 25 year old who needs a fresh start. ,
  13. He couldn't even get the mirken into Indo. They have rules about lice.
  14. "Totally unacceptable language" was one of my finest compliments also. In relation to my discussions on Immanuel Kant.
  15. I still only have 1 warning point. Don't know how many are possible. Time will tell.
  16. I've lost four kilos on the Palio diet. I now trawl the country roads for road kill and search fo protein continuously . I have become more mentally unstable than ever,though most of you are aware of my decline,but physically I am sexier than ever. btw- how many roids does Goodwin have left over?are they still relevant?do they work?
  17. How is the Arak.Nasty hangover but can be worse if the ethanol content is high they tell me.
  18. Nice shot of Roosy spitting it at the ump!
  19. Sometimes it's not that important Moonie. We have proved that time and time again.
  20. I've always thought we needed more quality than quantity.
  21. I've invited them to my home several times but taking off the shoes,not drinking,not eating the pork roast,not showing interest in any of my female friends ,not having many of the same interests as myself in the world generally,I find them rather dull.
  22. Short term objectives. Smash Mitch Clark into oblivion ,leading to severe bout of depression,make him quit. Smash Joel Selwoods head to a pulp. Set fire to the Cattery after the win. Long Term More games at the MCG on a Saturday Arvo. 210pm Burn Etihad to the ground Introduce LSD into Eddie McGuires food supply gradually until he needs to remain in a Mental health facility for the rest of his life.
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