Biffen

Once again, Great work Neeldy.

Try to sell him some of that quit smoking stuff from the warehouse, near the imported frozen berries.Meanwhile I will try to get him back on the smokes. He's ours now.

I thought Fitsy looked like a true CHF at times. Brief times. But is he worth the wait? Big men take time they say. He will need to do some damage this year.

New reports have come out that he wanted to join the temple because he is fully Sikh.

We could knit them together and make a throw rug? Sorry. Throw away line.

Yep.considering the inexperience of the kicker and the marking ability of the lead,the proximity of the opponents. spot on.

A very favourable self diagnosis Jazz. it is how you must continue to think about yourself .Positively. If i detect any faults,it is my job to illuminate and amplify them.

[censored] #Reynolds won a Brownlow at 19. Men are men and boys are boys. We picked him because he can play. #Penis Reynolds.

Have not watched it yet. But I dont expect Matt Jones ,Bail or Jamar to improve. I would not expect McKenzie to play unless tagging Gazza who will not play round 1.But he is a good servant of the club. Pedersen is quite mercurial.Turns in crap games .Then shows real talent. Cannot blame Toump or JV for making mistakes at this juncture in time. I have never liked the idea of kicking across the face of goal when the game is in the balance but who cares.we live and (sometimes) learn. I believe we will reach 35k if we manage to win some real games. Now I will watch what is a praccy match ,essentially pointless in light of some of the end scores pre season.

Then perhaps it should be the thread title.

Wonder how much the English got on Bangladesh?

Yes I know what H is going through. Just about every night there is a band of Rastas that come around and smoke my house out. The result is that I have a very high THC content in my blood. Luckily,they all go away when I turn the music off or put on some different tunes. Damien Barrett doesn't need to know about it. It is a part of my religion. i don't question his right to believe in the holy book of Bulldust and scum sucking ,bottom feeder ,parasitism.

Age is just a number- and that was actually his number.

Not your undies.

Tim Watson played at 15. Let's get it on!

I'd guess there is a lot of Red in the area. Not much of the other left to steal though.

They'll eat nearly anything i'm told.

Perhaps it should look more like a grumpy,impatient,disillusioned old man. I can associate with that a lot better than a keen kid.

You really don't know what you are getting yourself in for. You should run away,and never look back. You still have the chance. But if you do go ,there is no need for you to take any money. Bitters will pay for everything.He likes showing off his wealth.

It is a bitter pill for Crowley to swallow. But [censored] him.

They said that he had gone completely insane. That his methods were......unsound.

I really didn't think it was worth such stern PUNishment.

I kept the receipts luckily, I'll find a way to deduct it .

It is a bitter wind that does nothing for no one.Or words to that effect. Now whilst I must take some blame for absent mindfulness in forgetting my wallet as well as the map of Ballarat and the tickets , it is lucky i was able to keep BBo on an even keel by directing him to many of the Historical Public houses ye Olde Ballaarat has to offer. Our meandering journey traced steps taken by many a digger in search of fortune and beer , and we were no exception. BBo himself became whimsical as our historical journey ended and we made it to beautiful Wendouree ,the home or true Ballarat culture and Style. BBO insisted on paying for everything and was in fine form I am pleased to report and i was pleased to be able to negotiate on his behalf with the fine people of Ballarat,and the bogans of Wendouree. As the day progressed and a Demon victory looked a certainty ,Bitter drifted back down memory lane and into his perverted old self as he discussed the beauty of some of our younger members,one in particular who did not mind the leering and accidental bumps from behind that occured from nowhere and often caused the spilling of beer. I must say she did have lovely denim shorts on ,as did a few of our junior female supporters, which I applaud. Years ago ,I am told ,it was nearly culturally acceptable to sample the material of these shorts by hand .Sadly ,for Bitters ,those days have passed. As the match deteriorated ,we too began to wilt and BBo managed some beautiful shepherding of two old ladies in footscray colours whilst I borrowed a child to help us steal a cab (one of the only 2 in town). Fourty Eight bucks later and we had made our reservation on time ,the wine ,beautifully decanted, awaiting us. I had taken the liberty of ordering the 8 course degustation menu as a treat for BBO and although he probably wont thank me now ,in time I am sure he will appreciate the cultural growth I have engendered in him.

I was actually at the game ,and in between buying cans for BBO who was rapidly dehydrating from a long walk (sort of) in the direction of the ground ,I noticed our skills have improved rapidly. Our kicking is now snappier,more confident and decisive ,mostly due to the options be made available faster. I am extremely pleased with our new forward line. If Garlett,Hogan,Jkh ,Dawes and Watts get on the park we will be kicking much bigger scores. Toumpas and Salem were excellent ,Dunny and Frost were solid . I have often thought in our quest for big bodies that we had become too top heavy and slow. Garlett ,JKH work well with Dawes (who will spill marks to their advantage) and Hogan who will clunk many or take two or three backmen with him. Toumpas and Salem are good around the packs also. We are in for a much better year.