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When Chip walked out the door the collective IQ at the club was rocked in a way that reminded me of the devastating Earthquake that hit Melbourne and surrounds last year.

A hell of a lot of people who have psychological problems,or a gripe with their govt/society join a group that accepts disturbed people as members.This MFC model of membership has taken off and has now been expropriated by religious extremists. To avoid this sort of thing happening in the future I am starting a group for disaffected youth called, "The Young Muslim Society for Men who are slightly peeved and a bit grumpy about the world as it is but are not really keen on going out and taking innocent lives to prove it". The name might need workshopping but I personally think this kind of club could be good. Currently, there is only the two extremes of Normal Mossie and Psycho terrorist. This group could help soften the image of the wayward teenage Muslim. Just a thought ... Moving along now.

He made the mistake of letting the kid get up. This resulted in a goal. He was overly kind in the tackle. Spencer should learn from this.

I wouldn't join Dr. Things can get pretty hairy in a pubic forum. Hard to disentangle yourself at times. Believe me.

Most of the movies you watch have very little story or dialogue to them. It must get annoying having to put the coin in the slot during each scene.

Noir means black and Grigio means grey. Grigio is a table white, unspectacular. Noir is the subject of countless books.

Sweet news Dazzle. Great to see someone with some motivation to succeed. I often thought Jones might still hold a grudge for that and glad to see Zac is carrying the flame. If this is true I want him here. Even if he gets rubbed out for a few .give him a run!

Not a word from Rihannas lips this month. Press standards are slipping

spare no expense . the mrs must have earned it a million times over,

I thought Enyaw was the missing link.

Of lost souls . Only temporarily. Then they can [censored] off.

It creates a hell of a lot of alienation and feelings of loneliness amongst broad sections of the community. So I like it. Good for business.

I don't know how he can look himself in the mirror. I hear he is already training on the beaches outside Geelong.

GFY Clint. You know I'm an atheist/ anti corporate. You are merely doing this to antagonise me and the many that share my worldview. Apart from the footy sentiments we obviously all share , I find your comments to be duplicitous and disrespectful. and anyway the other half of the club are Jews who couldn't give a flying about Santa You rude [censored].

He's as good as gone. Signing the 4 year contract was just a smokescreen.

We work at night in my various industries. Your 3 hour day will be over soon and then you can go back to the X box. Most squatters have it all set up on the screen. We know you dont work hard Jazza. Riding a quad bike through mud is not really a job, it's a lifestyle.

Reminds me of the time I was marooned on a deserted Island after a plane crash with Elle McPherson. For weeks we subsisted on fish and coconuts. Eventually, she relaxed on her usual desire for men who have billions of bucks and she joined me in my hut for a night of unbridled passion. The next day ,just me and Elle sat there thinking of something else to do when I asked her to put on my suit and tie that I had salvaged from the wreck. "It's too hot " she complained , "If it's ok with you I'd like you to try it just for a day. So she put on the suit and walked the 50 metres around the Island and as she came back I rushed up to her and put my arm around her,whispering in her ear, "Mate, you'll never believe who I've been [censored]. "

OK. Who wears the pants?

He must really like Santa Claus.

Whatever boils your spuds Clint. You strange man.

I agree entirely. I alternate these art films with the occasional doco on drugs or depravity. One must maintain a hobby. Too much interest in wine alone, or bananas, makes one dull.

I am beyond salvation Hemlock. My spiritual guide deserted me in my hour of need.

Bruce Yardley was handy . Good bat,good catch too.

We are building a nuclear sub with Clive Palmer. Then the boys are off to Nimbin for the break.

One West Coast Cooler and they are anybodies.