Biffen

You may think he is an idiot but the word is he get a lot if scoops. Mostly down the park while he walks his dog mind you.

I never liked the color purple. It gave me the blues . Especially at the end.

The Fire Brigade recruits that received their training there would agree tacky.

Never forget that mark of the century. Jees ,he has filled out.

Demon Dangerfield.

Thank god you are safe. When you do not post something repulsive at least once a night we begin to worry. We were petrified that you had lost the other girls and wedged yourself into a crevasse.

Dressed in Frilly Victorian ,corseted outfit. Desperately searching for help, Oh i can picture it. BUT IT AINT PRETTY.

Oh yeah. The Eagles. In the rain. At Hanging Rock. I think i'd rather have the seniors card at home, watching TV, or porn in this case.

Might need to string together a handful of games in a row before he is worth smelling.

Dawes is a two grabber but as an enforcer we have no other goer apart from Jetta,Spencer or maybe Jones so Dawes will play. He gets to many contests but is often prone to fumbles. Him and Harry are the only guys in the squad with a premiership medal in the drawer . Let's not start dropping him just because he hit Nev. Although I hope it was an accident. Or i'll smash him.

I'm rarely correct,but I'm always right.

Some people need alcohol to give them the confidence to be outgoing and socially confident. BBO needed alcohol merely to function through the short day. Welcome back.

The long term effects of this is that young stars will no longer be attracted to Essendon and there will be a spiral of losing. The protracted nature of Hird's legal approach has made it worse for the club he loves. Timmy Watson sold Musachi Peptides/aminos years ago didn't he? The cleanout there has not even started but the AFL will need to do it.

I'm in the peptide industry now. Gone legit.

They want the right to break any contract they want anytime and refuse to go to nother team when they get traded? Anything else you bogans? Next they will want free tatts and prince Alberts.

That little K- Hunt. The AFL are probably wise not to delve. Just slip it under the rug like the Matthew Stokes incident .

Tyson.

I usually spill more than $250 worth of drinks over a weekend. This is fantastic value. it's like mad Monday but at the START of the year.

Happens all the time at the Gat.

Desperado has been the soundtrack to your life I'm guessing Jazz.

Deeluded. That was the best post you have ever written. You stayed on topic and laid off the commas and the result was something with which I agree wholeheartedly . May I add further that this game and cricket are built by amateurs who love the sport and the spectacle . The theft of these games by privateers is sickening and have left most of us despondent and cynical about the state of modern sports. The older gents on this site must have witnessed this change as well,especially given the importance of TV and ads. They have killed cricket and it is meaningless now except for test series which I still like. The afl is losing crowds and will keep doing so.

Must say I agree with CF ( nice initials). I visit this site solely for footballing cliches and you guys are always rabbiting on about red wine,prostates, bAnanas , alpacas,cows,smoke,drugs,the art of seduction ,toilets,Wednesday tennis swingers parties and every other bit of useless information. You should all be banned immediately.

That is certainly a colourful picture you paint and I must put it down partly to the dehydration and withdrawals you must gave suffered these past weeks.My revolution is already occurring every day. I am currently lobbying the government to lower the drinking age. As a nation,we couldn't possibly be stupider but the commonwealth was built on rum and gin. It's the only way to remove the jihadis- vomit on them.

Scallops and prostate troubles. You two should come and see how the rest of us live. The last scallop I ate was not a scallop at all but I did not dare ask for the ingredients.

Garlett might make Mickey Malthouse eat a huge pile of it this year.