Biffen

Compliments of the silly season. Just flicking through the last 600 pages here and wondering if the silly season ever had an end or a beginning. Jazza ,if you are going fishing, try having a shower as fish can smell the Bullsh!t from miles away. I am off to start some bush fires in Beech Forest with some CFA volunteer mates. We are going to be heroes if we can put it out. Nothing of any cultural significance there anyway. The land needs clearing. Col b- we missed that beer at the Bristol- she is all over as of last week. BBO. You have brought this Xmas solitude on yourself.Hope you enjoy reading the religious teaching of the Marquis. It is a tome written for the captive,solitary reader . Ethan - you are my fave gen y poster- keep up the [censored] taking. Red,WJ,OD. All the best gents and hope you are enjoying the festivities with your progeny. DC.Please give your urges a well earned rest today.It is a family time after all. The only stuffing should be in the Turkey. Frog. A picture paints a thousand words but if you could learn to write it would be a gift to us all. Hemlock. Your attempts to help the lost souls on here are admirable ,but ultimately futile.Carry on regardless. BJDEE.May you receive one today. Red and Bluebeard.Lay off the sauce mate. Earl. Stay safe and keep away from the Velvet Undergrads in Smith st today.There is a bad batch in town. Moonie - I hope you are over the trauma BBO has caused us all. Anyone else I forgot, see you at the Gat for a party tonigh.Top floor,up the back.

Fui quod es eris quod sum eh Jazza!

Sometimes we do and sometime we just sit and observe how strange people are.

Whammy!

Very cruel summation Jazza. My teeth are more of a dark orange. You also overestimate my wealth. Kerry Packer was the last Australian to be able to afford packets of smokes. I have been relegated to the rollies for years. Smooth,mellow, manly,beautiful smokes.

Discretion forbids me from telling you the real story but due to her vacancy I am told "The Hangar" was actually a nickname for THirds Skull

By the way. The Russians are coming!!! I'm not sue if they have cialis,payday loans or what but they are here amongst us. Not under the bed as I at first supposed.

Jazzas insults are too cryptic. I don't speak(fat) hick. He should get back on the weed and just chill.

It was for the foot. We demand a refund!

If he loses the hair he might start to look like a footy player. Needs to find himself a tattooist also.

4. Allows him to quietly roll away from Saty when he offers "Trenners "a free foot massage.

One wont hurt. Go on..... Have one.

Bondi is the most expensive tip in Australia.and the greatest place for viewing attractive young men and women outside of Rio. Manly is for bores and "The shire" is for bogan molls ,always has been.

WGAF about Jake KING, Tattooed midget with a speech impediment,jailbird mates and very little future. He could rent his teeth out to open cans if he falls on hard times.

Could be a spy. It took years of ASIO training for me to come to this conclusion. Luckily ,DC , you were able to help spot him.

When Chip walked out the door the collective IQ at the club was rocked in a way that reminded me of the devastating Earthquake that hit Melbourne and surrounds last year.

A hell of a lot of people who have psychological problems,or a gripe with their govt/society join a group that accepts disturbed people as members.This MFC model of membership has taken off and has now been expropriated by religious extremists. To avoid this sort of thing happening in the future I am starting a group for disaffected youth called, "The Young Muslim Society for Men who are slightly peeved and a bit grumpy about the world as it is but are not really keen on going out and taking innocent lives to prove it". The name might need workshopping but I personally think this kind of club could be good. Currently, there is only the two extremes of Normal Mossie and Psycho terrorist. This group could help soften the image of the wayward teenage Muslim. Just a thought ... Moving along now.

He made the mistake of letting the kid get up. This resulted in a goal. He was overly kind in the tackle. Spencer should learn from this.

I wouldn't join Dr. Things can get pretty hairy in a pubic forum. Hard to disentangle yourself at times. Believe me.

Most of the movies you watch have very little story or dialogue to them. It must get annoying having to put the coin in the slot during each scene.

Noir means black and Grigio means grey. Grigio is a table white, unspectacular. Noir is the subject of countless books.

Sweet news Dazzle. Great to see someone with some motivation to succeed. I often thought Jones might still hold a grudge for that and glad to see Zac is carrying the flame. If this is true I want him here. Even if he gets rubbed out for a few .give him a run!

Not a word from Rihannas lips this month. Press standards are slipping

spare no expense . the mrs must have earned it a million times over,

I thought Enyaw was the missing link.