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Would not be surprised to see Nev Jetta take another step up and run through the middle. New Guys ? "The Hulk" will not be as impressive as we think. I expect about 30 goals from him and Dawes each Garlett maybe 30,Howe 20,Watts 40 and about 100 to 150 between the mids. The ruck division is supposedly going as well as it ever has so with the improvement of JKH.Salem,Viney, some new pace, some skill execution ,we could turn it around very quickly. I'm usually over optomistic and this year is no exception. 9th or 10th. 8th if the stars align.

Post of the week for newbies gets a night out on the town with some of my associates from Fitzroy St. When i say the town i mean a coupla beers and a game of darts. That's it.

Eats ,shoots and leaves taught me much about pedantic apostrophe placement. 'Tis a good 'un.

Kick the Old Xavs and the Two Blues off Prahran and upgrade. I would reckon it is better positioned than Elsternwick. Closer to Richmond ,and likely closer to Toorak where most AFL players probably live ( will check with Saty).

Maybe they are not very good at waxing lyrical.

Actually, if you watch American retards attempts to speak English,you will find the correct word is MATH.

First world probs dude- I'm on a 5 buck bottle ,no smokes and 3 blowflys are helping me watch re runs of Apocalypse Now. And the air con is in the blink.

As BBOs training regime is not going so well we could knight him.... Sir Cumference.

Junction Oval and Lakeside are probably built on reclaimed swampland also. But with imminent rising sea levels you may be right. We should take the higher ground. and living near WYL is not something the club should entertain. I'm sure your hedonistic lifestyle will not be a good influence upon our athletes.

The obvious answer to this question is to produce a nude calendar . As it is early in the new year, we need to act fast. Volunteers?

I'm picturing you with a fake inspectors hat trawling the beaches with a ruler in hand putting in a vain effort to uphold the by laws of the beach

Go on. This place could do with some cheer. Before somebody starts a thread on gardening or needlepoint.

Demonland members have used up their goodwill down here. Well ,that is to say,you have used it up for everybody.

Dont suppose you were a big fan of Michael Flatley's "Riverdance" shows then?

Moonie still collects the Target underwear catalogue that comes in the mail. What you need to understand is that Moonie is from a more simple time and place.He has retained his innocence and should not be judged on the same moral principles that you hold dearly.(none whatsoever)

We can whizz them down to Bridie O'reilly's for some guiness and some crap food then take them to hear a tinny fyfe band or just put on a Sinead oconnor album. Problem solved.

Not such a big problem in Japan I believe.

"did I miss Lunch mum, I am actually fairly hungry."

That's what separates you from the pack. Keep it up!

Hes riding a lowrider fixed gear bike for a meeting of the Bronies,then off to get his beard shampooed and out for an organic cider with his "partner" who is in fact, a woman.

i like a good XXXX occasionally.

The world team X1 we picked . My team was unbeatable as we must now all agree.

But across the country your girls are stroking it beautifully while I watch on T.V outside Colac.

Breast wishes.

Parole would be nice. An ankle without the heavy bracelet would be good too. Maybe next year.