Biffen

Hate to break it to you Jazza but up until about 11,000 years ago we were all hunter gatherers,or Fishermen. Dairy farming is now possible only due to the Latte sippers in the city. Without them inventing ways to make the human race survive you would not be required. Pasteurisation and homogenisation ,developed by those scientist city slickers ,is what helped simple hicks to store and refrigerate your product for the cities. Those nuffies in town must be given some credit for the Dairy industry surely.

Invest in weaponry.

"Biffen always gets it right and is the most astute contributor to this site"

There is a life outside the plush modgrass tennis courts of Borewood DC. Progressive thinkers flock to the city. Which means I belong somewhere near Mawson station. Anyyway,politically , I expect you may be able to rally some support in the Nursing homes ,Beasley style. Which is why you are needed for the sex party.

Demonland is built on the same philosophy.

Just win. Who calls the toss matters little.

Can anyone report on JKHs biceps for me? I need constant updates.

The point is irrelevant now. We are all AFL subsidiaries. The aim is to hobble the large teams onfield and then strip away everything they have off it. The fixture is what makes cash. And TV. The fans are just let into grounds for colour.

The Democratic republic of Congo is the fastest growing economy in the world.

he has a personality all of his own,with quite an off beat flying pattern. Seems to have gone quiet lately though.

There is a blowfly in my room I have named Reginald that needs my immediate attention, but I will be back to discuss this in the near future.

"ZZZZZ" NeaRLY goes without saying.

I still have a photo of Don Bradman in a compromising situation with Dawn Frasier,or Tamee ,I can never tell.

Peptides. Delivered by Gatorade,without the players knowledge.

Socrates never made such a mistake.

Town pride. The last refuge of the Snowtonians.

Fairfeild infectious diseases hospital has shut down. Time to re brand the town!

I heard a story from the herald sun sports department many years ago, when Lou Richards was still considered a journo. Piers Akerman apparently said to a manager that he wished to "sack 5 of those fat ugly drunk [censored] from sport" The manager enquired which five [censored] should be sacked . Piers rePlied "the last five pigs that turn up to the office today" None turned up that day so Piers was sacked within the week. This story was told to me at five am at a " [censored] you Peirs" party in about 1991 . Accuracy guaranteed.

Enough drugs and sex for anyone. I assume we are talking about The Marquis de Sade?

As a point of reference, i actually despise the use of the word "loser" in modern speech or text. The Americans are responsible for this shorthand shyte for people who offer thought outside the obvious , or mainstream. SO we are divided into winners and losers instantly by critics with air time. It is a term that should only be used to describe sporting results and not individuals.

I have given it a shot. No worse than Ketamine. Mind you ,paralisation of the entire central nervous system is not for everyone.

Cross will struggle all going well. Though i will not discuss the logic of this with a man of your stature.Or Statue.

The kitchen above (pictured ) is not clean enough for a meth lab. Perfectly acceptable in British quisine.

My Aunty was keen on taking me into the rooms in "87. She thought it was her duty to make sure Todd Viney showered himself properly. It was totally awks.Like totes.

You and the journos are blind then. He is in the Top 5 midfielders in the comp. Consistently. Should be AA. So should i for that matter.