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Try showering. It really helps if you are on the pull.

Roosy loves a 25 year old who needs a fresh start. ,

Train how you intend to play.

Are they warming down at the coconut club?

He couldn't even get the mirken into Indo. They have rules about lice.

"Totally unacceptable language" was one of my finest compliments also. In relation to my discussions on Immanuel Kant.

I still only have 1 warning point. Don't know how many are possible. Time will tell.

Lower than low. Let this putridity never infect us again . Ever,

I've lost four kilos on the Palio diet. I now trawl the country roads for road kill and search fo protein continuously . I have become more mentally unstable than ever,though most of you are aware of my decline,but physically I am sexier than ever. btw- how many roids does Goodwin have left over?are they still relevant?do they work?

How is the Arak.Nasty hangover but can be worse if the ethanol content is high they tell me.

Nice shot of Roosy spitting it at the ump!

Sometimes it's not that important Moonie. We have proved that time and time again.

I've always thought we needed more quality than quantity.

I've invited them to my home several times but taking off the shoes,not drinking,not eating the pork roast,not showing interest in any of my female friends ,not having many of the same interests as myself in the world generally,I find them rather dull.

Short term objectives. Smash Mitch Clark into oblivion ,leading to severe bout of depression,make him quit. Smash Joel Selwoods head to a pulp. Set fire to the Cattery after the win. Long Term More games at the MCG on a Saturday Arvo. 210pm Burn Etihad to the ground Introduce LSD into Eddie McGuires food supply gradually until he needs to remain in a Mental health facility for the rest of his life.

The law is an a.s.s they say and can be bought just as easily.I would expect it is all a matter of discretion for our intrepid correspondent . If the pace was fair enough he is likely to be kind and merely bark orders. I think the Palanquin has been outlawed but I know Bitters was lobbying the Indos to bring it back. The addition of the wheel would be of great relief the guy doing the monumental Task of moving Bbo post diet failure,from eatery to eatery ,like a grotesque, sweating sloth.

This latest incident will make life more difficult for all Muslims in Western Europe. There was significant resentment towards their culture prior to this in counties such as Germany,Belgium,Holland, and France . I expect to see radical mullahs prosecuted and sentenced to death in the future for inciting violence against their host countries people. It is very hard to control people who swear allegiance to a fictitious god over the government that is responsible for them. Also ,as the centre of their faith is in Mecca and is nearly 1200 years out of date and probably not suited to our liberal and permissive culture. If we can learn anything from this it is that we should not support the Islamisation of our country blindly just to feel warm and fuzzy. I support any country that begin to incarcerate radical teachers preaching destruction of non believers. My right to not believe in any of the Dogma pushed on all the poor people of the world in the name of whatever god is more important than anyone's faith to me. Trouble with these holy wars is that the innocent bystanders are the people who have evolved enough to know that religion of any type is a Ponzi scheme for dolts at best and a scam for the feeble minded and lost. Execute the radicals publicly.Execute the mullahs preaching hate. They understand death to be glorious so it's win/win .

Heaven help the rickshaw driver.

Michael Clarke is more of a smug bogan off the field than he ever was on it . God FFS shut up. Brayshaw needs to stop pretending he knows anything useful at all and stab himself in the foot with a dagger every time he thinks he should speak . The game I grew up Loving is a chicken marketing exercise now ,with just a group of matey boneheads to detract from the match. They add absolutely nothing to the spectacle and they anger me to the point of disgust. I want to vomit in JBs car on a hot day and wind the window up to give him an equally disgusting experience. Oh yeah the cricket- well that was hardly mentioned as all the matey ness overshadowed it. There was one comment that Michael Clark made about pink ribbon day to the tune of " everybody from all over the world gets behind this great cause that our big pidge began so long ago no matter where they are from" Whilst it is a worthy cause I am certain that the virtual non existence of any medical treatment whatsoever for most of the populace in India,Pakistan,the West Indians,the Sri Lankans leaves them slightly underwhelmed about our pressing need for breast care nurses . Cricket is so cheesy and corporatised they may as well just put the ads on at the same time. I'm really starting to struggle to GAF.

i might drop in to Romsey just to check on the place while you are away. Feed the lads, get the mail etc.. Where is the Shiraz kept?

Don't reveal our initiation ceremony Col. might scare the horses.

This is a good idea except I would prefer it if we exclude Jack Watts from this scenario.

A quitter never wins......

Ok.will refrain from making football related discussion from now on. I'm only right every 10 years or so.

The Bristol got shut down just before the thread on same got axed. The Morning Star?