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Don't get me wrong,I'm all for living off the earnings of women but FMD! I draw the line at allowing them to come home whenever they want. BBO-Prince Phillip would never allow Her Majesty to think she has control-and he would sort out such unnatural inequity in the "pants "department privately. Greeks have never betrayed the natural order of things ,which is why women still like to dalliance with chockos ,despite the smell. Just ask DC-he loves all things Greek.

Hope the Hawks catch Herpes and all their supporters get audited by the ATO.

Clearly Dave needs to get his priorities right. WTF is going on in the world ? Back in my day ( admittedly long gone),the girls from Merton Hall (as it was then known) were taught how to cook ,sew,clean and give serviceable oral sex. Shirley she can't be serious getting home at 9.30 whilst poor old Dave has to write out programmes for Cale and Jordies weights program(ignored),tell JW to eat more mushrooms(non magic),and listen to Max Gawn farting his way through knee strengthening exercises with a pack of Marlboros stuck under the sleeve of his t-shirt. 'tis a wonder the guy hasn't topped himself. Dave-get out while you still can. Sure,its an easy commute from the Bot to Gosches paddock but FMD MAN! Wake Up. She is using you to further her career and leaving you to pick up the pieces of the family she has abandoned . Australian women are a wonderful but presumptuous lot,which is why Shazza is no longer involved at the Gat and partly why there will be no more Aussies birds on my (non) pay roll. Dave, note to self..... Get a skinful,come home late and sort this uppity tart out immediately .You are an embarrassment . Cue Stuie......

Sweet. [censored] China and [censored] Darwin.

I feel for the next gen. House prices ridiculous. Meaningful jobs non existent . Corporations taking every crumb on the table. Football is about the only time we can truly say they get a good run and myriad opportunies to further themselves .

Cream rises and dead weight sinks. Dwayne looks like an overfed insurance salesman. I've never listened to anyone from SA and I'm not about to start. Go eat a container load of bags of Dix D-Wayne!!!!

Had to edit your post Ethan.

The fact that Gawn is actually funny precludes him from working on TV and Radio.

So did the joker In the Batman series.

I have ordered my sniper rifle in the mail. Just waiting on a psychological evaluation. May take years.

In other breaking news, Justin Beibers cousin has throat polyps and can no longer sing.

You are showing wonderful maturity Stu. One day the racist, mysogenous, atheistic and impure will bow to your moral superiority.

Did he mention what a conceited [censored],narcissistic snowdropping Canberran Harlot Jame Hird is?

They all do- and the umpires follow suit.

I can offer free distribution as well as weighing and packaging Earl.i assume it's all free trade blah blah blah and organic ,ethically grown etc etc .When do I show up? Very very keen to help.

He is strong in the legs and the "don't argue" probably came from his NZ heritage as it is a Rugby tactic. If we stick the first tackle and the second tackler arrives quickly we will get him for holding the ball ,which he does a bit. We need to tackle with intent as we have for two weeks. Missed easy tackles should never be tolerated.

We have the CC TV footage of you slipping something out of your pants at the foyer in the Gat. We can just brush it off as a Malcolm Fraser moment for yourself and let my smuggling operation go unmentioned.

The tranny is such a versatile companion.You can smuggle them in in your jacket,slip them into your pants,or just leave them in the car when they wear out. I go through quite a few in a year but then again I am fairly rough with mine

Guys like Howe,Goddard,Dal Santo,Griffen,Clark and Scully who ditch their clubs for success deserve a long nose dive. Lake,Hale,Frawley and Burgoyne got their medals as top ups if we are honest. Sea Howey-wouldn't want be ya!!

Richmond hand out free beer to kids so it might be worth the experience. As long as you don't step on a syringe or touch any open wounds you should be ok. Have a rabies/tetanus shot before you go in just to be on the safe side.

Much as I hate her for the Tanking saga , she is usually correct and you are correct about her sources. She is rarely wrong so I wouldn't be surprised.

It's funny but that GBH stuff does more good than harm. For my business anyway.

Frederica,or Freddy as I call it,actually bears some resemblance to a more feminine looking Peter Falk.

Looks more like June.

"Husbandry" is perhaps too civil a word for it.