Biffen

He is strong in the legs and the "don't argue" probably came from his NZ heritage as it is a Rugby tactic. If we stick the first tackle and the second tackler arrives quickly we will get him for holding the ball ,which he does a bit. We need to tackle with intent as we have for two weeks. Missed easy tackles should never be tolerated.

We have the CC TV footage of you slipping something out of your pants at the foyer in the Gat. We can just brush it off as a Malcolm Fraser moment for yourself and let my smuggling operation go unmentioned.

The tranny is such a versatile companion.You can smuggle them in in your jacket,slip them into your pants,or just leave them in the car when they wear out. I go through quite a few in a year but then again I am fairly rough with mine

Guys like Howe,Goddard,Dal Santo,Griffen,Clark and Scully who ditch their clubs for success deserve a long nose dive. Lake,Hale,Frawley and Burgoyne got their medals as top ups if we are honest. Sea Howey-wouldn't want be ya!!

Richmond hand out free beer to kids so it might be worth the experience. As long as you don't step on a syringe or touch any open wounds you should be ok. Have a rabies/tetanus shot before you go in just to be on the safe side.

Much as I hate her for the Tanking saga , she is usually correct and you are correct about her sources. She is rarely wrong so I wouldn't be surprised.

It's funny but that GBH stuff does more good than harm. For my business anyway.

Frederica,or Freddy as I call it,actually bears some resemblance to a more feminine looking Peter Falk.

Looks more like June.

"Husbandry" is perhaps too civil a word for it.

This is exactly how they destroy the game. They influence with useless whistling,calls of "not 15',OR "play on". By becoming involved,they alter the outcome,then reverse or allow play to go on due their own guiltiness for the previous error. Most of the frees we get impinge our ball movement or allow the opposition to get back. They need to come to my underground re-education camp for a few months/years.

Too soon. Your personal instability is far more entertaining.

Most of the English lads fall asleep so i knock off the staff early and get "Frederica" to "close up" after Dawn,who is known as Dave during the day.

Who ever asks for proof of age,gender,or credentials,as long as the "massage" is done well?

Hodgey also managed to do his car ticket before the finals and still gets no bad press. Worked with a Hawks deadshyte today who laughed at the prospect of Watts being considered "elite". I replied "not yet but he plays well against Richmond always so next week they will say so" ( mentioned Sen 1116-not my choice of entertainment). The first comment I made to him about Hawthorn was that they should gracefully take a nosedive into Bass Strait in a small plane because nobody else cares.

His wife has pulled rank and he with miss out due to an organic food event.

A very outdated view as always Bitters. We allow women to run the country, to run Westpac and all other sorts of things, apart from sensible and productive decision making,which is a mans domain. I've even had a female Dr recently and she was attentive and thorough. Cured me of my mid -life crises.

Banned in Geelong Primary Schools. I shall say no more.

6.Wattsy 5.Max 4.Jones 3.Tyson 2.Viney 1.Tom Mac.

I reckon Matt Jones and Bugg will make way for classier players although the Jones boy was busy again today.

I find it interesting that the leadership is coming from Watts,Jones,Gawn and Jetta . The have been through lots of trials for this club but the club has given them chances as well. When I picture Garland I see the damage Roos speaks of. The kids have no fear either. Yet I am more impressed by these Four who have shown tremendous faith and resilience and improved themselves steadily.

Forget about Hogan. If Max goes down we are comprehensively and royally [censored].

Totally Agree Chook re the Steffinator. Otherwise we have sold more lemons to more clubs than Arthur Daley has sold "nice motors".

If you replace the words Terlich and Michie with Petracca and Trengove it would be greeted more enthusiastically.

The effort was superb . The scoreline flattered Collingwood. If Garlett was around to add polish it would have been a good old fashioned flogging.