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Nor should the influence of Seve Ballesteros on young cadets at the Age.

He works as a comedian on MMM as well as being a commentator and a "football brain". For a tall, dopey dimwit from Adelaide he has come a long way, maybe too far, like Rove.

The umpires made me want to Jihad. 33,1 and 18 can go suck a bag. Despite their blatant attempt to rob us,we won. Still not happy . the frees we got stopped certain goals.

Jw wAs superb and this threAd is dead as disco .

My childhood was much the same-sans the billy carts.

"He's such a gifted player yet he still does so much wrong that one struggles to find the right expletives"

Best to keep your sugar/alcohol levels up . I don't want your energy to peak or decline before acceptances.

The last time DC seduced a younger woman they made a sex tape. I believe they called them silent movies in those days.

Yes but being seen with you in public should not be a problem anymore. I will be wearing a groovy new beard,sunglasses and hat to avoid cringing throughout the day.

Petracca and Oliver will be stealing Brownlow votes from each other. That's my only concern.

I read somewhere on Demonland that JT was finished. Must have been misinformed.

Will you be sporting the depressive maths teacher look with ugly colourful jumper mismatched with slack,long sock and sandals or maybe you'll just run with the reclusive snowdropper turtle neck? I never know with you. Ill be wearing plaid and stripes as usual.

My cricket team was the same. But there were only 11 on our list.

Reminiscent of Moonshadow when it's time to shout. Like a fish.

Vicki Pollard works for me now. I've put her on a diet but she needs Earl to teach her manners. The Juvenile party I attended was an ethnic event. Which is why I now feel equiped to advise on capturing more Asians as MFC members. I have an idea for a huge event (and after party) as every football club knows you have to get them in young. But not too young. This is why BBO and DC will not be involved in my events management team.

As the Chinese were not allowed to disembark in Victoria, I would like to see the trail from Robe to Ballarart included if possible. Also could we weave one of those waving gold cats into it for the kids.

You never really have a point Stuie-you just try in vain to score them.

Not really. Do you have a point? There are many talls Pedo is ahead of at the selection table.

That was then. He is fitter now and closed out the Nab with an excellent last quarter. He clunks marks,kicks very long and straight and can ruck. Pedo will get a game before Frost,Dawes,Garland Omac,Wagner and Dunn on current form.

Come and sit with me when BBO and Maple come down from the bush and Moonshadow comes down from his Acid bender. Feral and Drunk. (Smuggle in some Rum if you are planning to join us)

Yes a 17th birthday party!! Well I wasn't really invited but I managed some totally inappropriate comments. Juveniles are more receptive to my childlike,innocent nature.

When he shakes himself it's like a labrador covered in sewerage

I have just returned from a wonderful party only to read this hackneyed ,horrible tirade of ridicule so unfairly heaped upon our legal fraternity. Please Carry on.

Don't start me on Sandy girls. Apart from the Mass bit i recall the area fondly. As a youth(I digress and apologise in advance) I recall driving home along the beach road,knocking over cyclists,swerving through the bends of the bay smoking a peter stuyvesant and thinking that nothing could top the night I had spent with the Essendon Chairmans' very welcoming daughter whilst he was asleep in the master bedroom. Being a gentleman ,I will never reveal names but i assure you my memories of the bayside suburbs are vivid and pleasant . I have driven through Europe,America and some of the more nefarious parts of the former soviet union (purely trade related) but I have never been more satisfied than that particular morning.

Just a journo- reported facts.