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When we develop holograms of our defenders standing right next their opponents I think we could try the diamond again.

Nice theory. Works well against Gold Coast . Not so good against teams that can play.

I sincerely hope he does not have any acquired brain injury . If he does, he may have to find work hosting The Footy Show or on MMM.

Neville is a little champ. He is a leader at the club and I will eat my polyester scarf if he leaves.

I remarked that this should have been done on Sunday from the first change.Jesse is a top reader of the ball in the air. We are sadly lacking Half back marking power. When he is not getting the pill a stint at CHB is in order( one up) . Our backs are hopeless at reading the ball in the air but some of this is due to weak tackling upfield. Jesse is a good mark when our positioned one on one. Put him at CHB when we struggle to stop the flow. it was a good enough teaching method for Neitz and Scjwartz.

The umps were not content to shaft us on just the Sunday. They put in overtime.

Shut up Russell Robertson. You are boring and we don't need the palava. Stop this Robbo schtick FFS.

Jetta has kept us in it. Garland had a shocking half. Petraacca good .tom mac confused.Watts nothing yet.

The last 2 minutes were due to the umpires arguing amongst themselves.

I'm going to the rooms to give the boys a spray.

Simple pleasures. Punting,chainsawing and V8s. One day it will all be taxed Josh.

You really haven't missed much Dr. Earl and Hemingway are planning a trip to Spain to find a suitable replacement for Conchita. Bitters is applying to Romsey council for the title Marquis de Romsey. Moonshadow is abondoning his Marxist philosophy in the pursuit of social prestige and now sits in the members.Mercifully . Maple is now teaching bogus French and selling fake signed Celine albums . DC has the Zika virus due to his new Samba lessons but refuses to disclose it. Red and Blue still hooked on Zanax. Personally , mushroom season has me flat out working.

I'm not sure young guys get homesick as much as people think. But for 12-15 million he might miss Perth enough to go back and give up success with us. The homesickness idea is irrelevant these days . Freomight be stupid enough to blow their cap for the next decade. im pretty sure we won't offer anywhere near it.

The tabloid press is trying to paint our football club as a cold and callous corporation, ignorant of the community it represents. It is not as if the club has forced the battlers of Cranbourne to move their Charity Dinner just so we can train . But if they cause us any more issues they should be crushed,have their clubhouse leveled and any trace of their existence wiped from the pages of history. They've gone from market gardeners to movers and shakers. Upstarts.

Just look at the depraved f*&kers we let teach our children. It's no wonder society is doomed.

I've had that before. The antibiotics cleared it up thankfully.

OWAAT.

Lets not forget his quarter at Etihad v the Saints. Wish him the best. They can't all be JV or Clayton Oliver.

Olivia Newton-John.

I've eaten peasant before. Never knew they could speak French.

Frawley just puts an x on the line I'm told. So it was always going to be hard to get his signature.

"All you need to do is fake CFS and then they let you take steroids and go postal in a Grand Final" Hogan: "thanks Lynchy ,I will remember that".

Statistically its .5 to the power of 17. This indicates he is a cheat. Pure and simple.

Amateurs U 19s. Retired at 20. Ted Carroll was coach. I was Ok but not terribly dedicated. I had a run in a practice match for the Demons under 17 's at VFL park ( 3 bounces up the middle and not a team mate to be seen). Was invited to a training camp at Lorne . I could have been a contender.

I shall give them a second chance. With butter,garlic and some sage.