Biffen

His career should be over . I'll bet he has family placing bets on these games he ruins.

When I see a Chipmunk film I get a strong urge to hurt wildlife. Can I just say that "The Squeakal" is equally as disappointing and tedious as the first one.

The standard of umpiring is as bad as I have ever seen it. It extends to boundary and goal umpires as well. They need re-education. In a salt mine.

Dreadful Darls, Nobody understands the hardships but you RTG. It's easy for those country kids to throw their heads into danger(mostly like pumpkins anyway) but The Brighton Boys shouldn't have to do it.

Watts,Salem and now Hunt. There must be something in the Lattes down there in Brighton.

You don't need friends when you have JC.

That's only because he is an exceptionally boring human being.

You must be Chinese Joeboy. We wont mention the number after 3 and before 5.

It helps me relax when I'm making ice sculptures, playing yahtzee or cloud busting.

Who is Prestia? Never heard of him.

Many called for him to be rested last week but I was glad he got a chance to show his stuff again. I may cop some stick for this but he reminds me of Robbie Flower. His pace is electric,he often takes off for runs without knowing where he is going but he follows up his handballs and then there is his tackling,which is strong for his frame.His kicking is pretty decent also but not yet RF standard.Yet to see if he can mark as well as Robbie but give him time.

6.Viney 5.Jones 4.Gawn 3. Jetta 2. Harmes 1. Garlett

Oliver is Voss like. Not just the red hair .

Can Gary Ablett Jnr get 40 touches with 2 broken shoulders? Viney should break the other one today for impudence.

We're bringing sexy back.

He still has miraculous hands Old D.

I reckon we will win. They have big issues in Goldy.

I think the outs all have a problem sticking tackles. Aside from the concussed Salem who is extremely valuable to the team imho. i think the ins,although smaller, will give us more around the packs. Hunt and Harmes are going to be amazing players for us very shortly so I like their retention in the side. On Frosty,He was stiff but we cannot tolerate continual basic errors, except from TMac . On Hunt. - he is named on the wing and I think that's his spot.

Reiwoldt was playing sore also . There are no excuses once you take the field of battle. He needs to play his role with more accountability. If he can't take instructions from the coaches box he will be moved on.

None of my traditional watering holes are on the new jumper. Very easy to get lost following that map but apart from that looks good.

If we don't beat this pack of ice dealing , God bothering freaks I will cut off my ear and mail it to a prostitute.

Sounds wonderful Earl. Next time I start to think" I want to travel through a war zone filled wit h psychotic teenage boys looking for Western hostages" I shall remember to call you. I like to stay within the European zone( which excludes Turkey and anywhere mentioned in the Old Testament . Homos in the morning is something white men normally do in Marrakech.

Jerry Seinfeld also.

Ava Gardner

I detect a lot of hostility towards our neighbour. I'm guessing not many of you are Christians then.