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As the Chinese were not allowed to disembark in Victoria, I would like to see the trail from Robe to Ballarart included if possible. Also could we weave one of those waving gold cats into it for the kids.

You never really have a point Stuie-you just try in vain to score them.

Not really. Do you have a point? There are many talls Pedo is ahead of at the selection table.

That was then. He is fitter now and closed out the Nab with an excellent last quarter. He clunks marks,kicks very long and straight and can ruck. Pedo will get a game before Frost,Dawes,Garland Omac,Wagner and Dunn on current form.

Come and sit with me when BBO and Maple come down from the bush and Moonshadow comes down from his Acid bender. Feral and Drunk. (Smuggle in some Rum if you are planning to join us)

Yes a 17th birthday party!! Well I wasn't really invited but I managed some totally inappropriate comments. Juveniles are more receptive to my childlike,innocent nature.

When he shakes himself it's like a labrador covered in sewerage

I have just returned from a wonderful party only to read this hackneyed ,horrible tirade of ridicule so unfairly heaped upon our legal fraternity. Please Carry on.

Don't start me on Sandy girls. Apart from the Mass bit i recall the area fondly. As a youth(I digress and apologise in advance) I recall driving home along the beach road,knocking over cyclists,swerving through the bends of the bay smoking a peter stuyvesant and thinking that nothing could top the night I had spent with the Essendon Chairmans' very welcoming daughter whilst he was asleep in the master bedroom. Being a gentleman ,I will never reveal names but i assure you my memories of the bayside suburbs are vivid and pleasant . I have driven through Europe,America and some of the more nefarious parts of the former soviet union (purely trade related) but I have never been more satisfied than that particular morning.

Just a journo- reported facts.

Tautological even.

Extraneous.

You could shorten it to "Lawyer" as the rest is virtually superfluous.

I like the idea of our players dressed as street thugs going on a violent rampage through Fed Square. Then they team up with other gangs and form a supergang like the riffs. Then they have to make it to Jolimont without being killed. Can you dig it???

Get Mad Max!!!

I believe they are providing a free face tattoo stand for the kids. Wonderful initiatives by the Tigers. Braithwaite just keeps on producing hit after hit -sadly the same shyteful song each time. I might sell vomit bags at the gate.

The ox could give advice on punting. " - don't gamble your match fee before the game has even started Jesse."

He is to marry Jess Trengove and sign a 12 year deal.

In other words they completely f..ked everything up .

I never have any such dilemma. One must trust free market forces.

He did another of those pick up ,shrug,perfect handpass while drawing a tackle on the wing as well. Freakish hands. He is the real deal. I hope we don't mozz him.

and the odd Putz

I never thought collecting My Little Ponies would ever pay of either. Lucky I threw away my entire 1977 Star Wars Collection to make space for it. Me and my Bronies are rich.

I believe the good Dr likes to "slum it "on occasions. Who doesn't really,except the godawful bourgeois bogans who are forever soiling the Gat with their cleanliness. One wonders how much Dr John can converse with the intelligentsia in Hopping Dix without going completely rogue.

He is fairly shaky in his approach but young guys can lack the style needed to penetrate. His action will firm up as he gains confidence.ive no doubt he can become a dead eye Richard.