Everything posted by Queanbeyan Demon
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John Longmire Resigns
So Swans have Big Cox.
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The Next CEO
if Ponissi tries to move clarry on behind the back of the club, we have a ponzi scheme.
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The Next CEO
Applies to Cummins strolling out to bat at three yesterday.
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Welcome to Demonland: Aidan Johnson
Play him on the HBF. Can't wait till we play Horethorn. Anyway - if he doesn't work out, trade him to Essenscum for a future first rounder.
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The Power of Social Media in the AFL
As soon as you download TT onto your device, you might as well be handing Beijing your birth certificate and driver license. It's extraordinary how the nation railed against the Australia Card 40 years ago and now we provide our most personal information to hostile actors in the blink of a PIN.
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Gold Coast Suns Rebrand
I'm triggered by reading this page.
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List Analysis
How many finals have they won in the last 8 years again?
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PRESEASON TRAINING: Friday 15th November 2024
No it is not. Demonland is the sacred realm where paranoia meets passion, and every preseason training update becomes a 50-page saga of hope, dread, and wild speculation. It’s where rumours run rampant, sometimes turning an off-hand comment from a boot-studder’s cousin into tomorrow’s headline. Double-speak thrives here as well, with phrases like, “They’re tracking well” secretly meaning “someone’s ankle is in six pieces.” In short, it’s where the heartbeat of the red and blue beats erratically, as any good Demon fan would have it
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The AFL 2025 Fixture
Great FIXture scheme of arrangement overall . . . SH for Trac's brand.
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PRESEASON TRAINING: Monday 11th November 2025
So am I . . . and that's the problem.
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The Next CEO
Brian Waldron as salary cap manager as the steak knives?
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PRESEASON TRAINING: Monday 11th November 2025
Not yet @Ugottobekidding. But I'm reliably informed that Tony Lockett has returned fitter than he's even been.
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PRESEASON TRAINING: Monday 11th November 2025
Are the board meeting today?
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Max Flags New Young Leadership Group
Bella should be our next captain.
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Results of Club Reviews
So, the only head to roll was Pert's. Surprised.
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Gary Pert Quits as MFC CEO
Yeah - cos they just haven't been serious.
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Nathan Jones joins MFC as an Assistant Coach
Do we actually have any facts available about the appointment to make a considered determination on the nature of the appointment? Asking for my friend.
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Death riding Dees
We're making a massive assumption that they'll even be permitted to participate in the 2025 draft.
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Pending Announcement
Pedo - you legend.
- 2024 Player Reviews: #25 Tom McDonald
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Salary cap - let’s discuss
Exactly. Carltank have already ordered x-large paper bags for the 2026 season.
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Salary cap - let’s discuss
Amazon Prime will snap up for a cool billion a year over 6 years.
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Salary cap - let’s discuss
The cost of living crisis is biting us all it seems.
- New assistant coaches at the Demons?
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Clayton Oliver
Move on from what? I still haven't gotten over Jimmy running through the mark. And don't even start me on round 22, 1976.