Queanbeyan Demon

Excellent family friendly stuff from Gaz. Dill.

what's he flogging with the other hand?

Rooter & Muter should have been the name of Dennis Denuto's firm in The Castle. Muter's in the back room trying to unjam the photocopier. Rooter's in the High Court stating that it's "just the vibe of the thing." Their office is above the laundromat. They have one legal textbook between them and it's missing Chapter 3. The Constitution? Never heard of her. But they'll give it a crack.

I like your analysis @Bring-Back-Powell . Is there a third option? He plays like he did with the Deez in '24 and '25?

Glad we got out of pokies and transitioned to oil.

Possibly the best joke ever told.

Just THIS thread?

This is even more brilliant than Jack Dyer's, "I aint going to talk in case I say something".

Is this the first melee of the season?

Both groups of selectors have limited options. Thank goodness Landers don't pick either side.

The good news about DS’s prediction? Well play in a preliminary final in ‘26.

I thought it meant Disaster Not Avoided.

What Cook can impart to Guerra: How to turn gym folklore into a compliant high-performance program (sports science > bro science). How to secure public funding the grown-up way: evidence, partnerships, and shovel-ready business cases for Caulfield. How to work Government without working them over: bipartisan relationships, community benefits, and no leaks. How to turn “brand values” into membership growth and retention. How to make stakeholders feel like owners: coteries, councils, schools, local clubs. How to run a property investment scheme of arrangement while maintaining a clean cap and a clean conscience: no grey areas, no surprises. How to build an assistant-coach bench that challenges, not echoes. How to separate football from sentiment: renew early, trade bravely, thank warmly. How to turn a circle into a rectangle.

might prove the pick of the draft in time.

based on your metric, 10 disposals a game makes him two-thirds as good as Cyril. I'll take that in a heartbeat.

I'm nominating Paranoid for Demonlanders.

We practiced this weekly at the Rams in the 1980's. Only problem was that I kept kicking it into the hotdog stand. No doubt I was pulling something.

No. I actually would be interested in the rationale. What am I missing here?

WTF is the AFL doing scheduling Carltank regularly at night again? Was a disaster this year to the extend 7 didn't what to broadcast them at one point.

Probably skiing Les Deux Alpes

do you remember a couple of months ago dear @Ghostwriter that i wrote about this and was so ambiguous you don't know what the hell i was taking about? Now you do :-)

Eleventhmond just doesn't have the same ring.

Can this be made retrospective? We win the flag in '76.

Darn facts enter the discussion again.

He's cutting it up like Peter Hudson.