Queanbeyan Demon

What has fair got to do with anything in life - let alone anything related to the AFL?

Not in the universe occupied by the Deez. "Where must we go, we who wander this wasteland, in search of our better selves?" - The First History Man.

He was actually all alone and unattended.

Big shoutout to @Deez21 , who’s diving into Ghostwriter like it’s the fourth quarter of a prelim and everything’s on the line. After countless hours poured into the club – cheering, designing, cutt'in 'n' past'in, heavy lifting, driv'in and fly'in and possibly hexing umpires – they are now taking their rightful place in the data trenches. @Ghostwriter's training reports have long held excellent standing on land, and now they're tackling the cloud with the same fierce loyalty and unrelenting accuracy. The club’s spine may wobble, but the target of your venom does not. Love you Ghosty.

Deez21 is on precisely the right forum.

Luke Jackson. We'll need to recall him from the fellowship program in the West.

We'll be needing a new captain in a few years - maybe Jacko is our man?

Send JT to the next Butchers Picnic. We'll find someone there.

I would explain to the board in no uncertain terms that they have a @$^*ing problem on their hands.

I read Joeboy for a laugh. This kind of wrong-but-bold commentary is often more entertaining than accurate analysis. There’s something delightfully absurd about reducing a players whole game to three words — especially when it's generally hilariously off the mark.

This. Thank you @Anti Saint. Could it be that we are a below average side?

Who are we playing?

Champion Data . . . talk about the emperor with no clothes.

And even more to the point, how the hell he's not running around with us?

Carlton's list management is amazing. How the hell did Carlton let Kennedy go?

Naughton's on $1.1m for the next six years.

The joint looks half empty on TV.

Funny you mention Jesse Motlop. I watched the Carlton game with 2 mates. One's Filth, the other Norf. Ask asked each other the hypothetical question: how many players would you want out of Carlton. at our respective clubs. The Pies guy, who I'm pretty sure is a retired spook, said he wouldn't want any of them near Collingwood. The Norf guy nominated Weeta, Curnow and some c-grader. I nominated about six guys, including Motlop. I might be wrong, but recon he has some serious upside for a 21 year old.

There are so many parallels between the Deez and Carltank, it's both uncanny and horrifying. Our list is in slightly better shape, but unless we take more radical remedial action on the list, and the FD, we'll be them soon enough. And they are starring into the abyss which is playing centre half-forward and has just kicked its fifth for the quarter.

Wow - I missed this. How many of each did we actually procure?

I can think of 10 Demons @Ethan Tremblay. Bailey Fritsch Only ever stressed when tackling is mentioned. Emotionally balanced through hair symmetry and low heart rate per goal. Judd McVee Quiet assassin vibes. Probably journals, reads stoic philosophy, and tackles you when you least expect it. Taj Resolves all life’s tension by being named Woewodin. Already peaked in footy nostalgia. Andy Moniz-Wakefield Has five syllables in his name and not a single doubt in his mind about the ‘u’. Tommy Mac Meditates on defensive rotations and moonlights as a stoic Roman senator. Langers Processes everything through the lens of “team structures.” Once repressed an emotion mid-forward-half turnover. Jake Lever Solves stress with intercept marks, pointing, and very detailed family PowerPoint presentations. Kossi Too elusive for problems to catch him. Last seen ghosting out of trouble while time itself applauded. Trac His problems aren’t personal, they’re brand-aligned. Bench-presses doubt and his only issue is having too many calves and not enough shorts. Tom Campbell Played for 14 clubs, dominates February like it’s Grand Final day, then vanishes into folklore.

So Jamie Elliot isn't a star? Wow wee, golly gosh.

Do you have any other 'lucky' garments @Ghostwriter ?

You're pulling our leg right?

Quite frankly - the Club has been run better since we have had an interim President and CEO. In fact, Green hasn't put a foot wrong. He's presided over the resolution of a bunch of issues that have lingered for years. I'd be more than happy to have him stay on in a 'super-portfolio' role. Something like Minister Without Portfolio But With a Lanyard could work. Alternatively, Life Member of Demonland with the portfolio title of Director of Ritualistic Post-Loss Hand-Wringing.