Queanbeyan Demon

Demonland is a wild pastiche of Melrose Place, Downtown Abbey and I'm a Celebrity - Get Me Out of Here. Your wife couldn't make half this chite up @Monbon.

Did you see Buckley's face when he started c**ping on about Tassie?

There have been some great speeches over the journey. “The Sermon on the Mount” by Jesus Christ (c. 30 AD), “The Citizen of the World Speech” by Socrates (399 BC), “The Quit India Speech” by Mahatma Gandhi (1942) are no doubt in the top 10. Jack Dyer, when asked for a comment about Carlton great Bob Chitty, who had died a few days earlier, Jack replied: “Yeah, bit of bad luck for Bob . . .”. This easily gets a nod in my top 10 (squeezed between Soc and Gandhi). Gary's squeezes into the top 10 (although I haven't listened to it - but judging from Demonland, it clear is superior to carp like “I Have a Dream” by Martin Luther King Jr. (1963) and “We Shall Fight on the Beaches” by Winston Churchill (1940). John Kennedy's "Don't think, do" ranks at 1,967, 456, 835 on my personal list.

Brilliant @Fanatique Demon. Thank you.

Thank you @WalkingCivilWar. A wonderful thread. Just what I needed tonight.

I recon Jess is in the driver's seat down there on the Peninsular. She would have been working away on it with Perty in the background. Raising children is costly and we need at least another four children to materialise from this relationship.

It's actually bigger than this I think @Deevout. I'm calling it now. Grave abuse of human rights.

I pray that you actually have a dog @Monbon.

I really need a cuddle and reassurance myself @WalkingCivilWar. It's been a hell of a season. (Clarrie is the embodiment of the Jungian innocence archetype.)

Have we got an AA ruckman we can trade to sydney for say, a third rounder?

they already are dam good. will get 500 games at least out of cheezel and warlord.

I'm surprised you can understand anything Dermie says @Deefensive Language.

I'm in Canberra and decided not to watch it today. Following the game on 'Land only. Sounds hectic.

Are you a gyno @layzie?

You a jailer @Demon4Life?

This news is so bad, it makes Trac and Choo Choo look like a light hearted subplot in a feel-good comedy.

Nope - it was Johnson. But that is not what he said.

We have a shed load of blokes on good coin that can't hit a target.

Do you know the wording of the original statement @whatwhat say what?

Clearly don't want to put Jefferson on an aeroplane.

I see Blight is making a come back with Richmond.

You have skin in the game @Demon Time. I'm taking your recommendation seriously :-).

Package him up with Grundy and swap them for a pick in the 30's.

By any definition, traded out means: Barter arrangement in which goods or services are exchanged for other goods and services. So yes, we traded them out. The definition of elite athlete is disputed and there is no universally accepted definition. By some definitions, both JJ and Bedford are elite athletes. Refer: www.bases.org.uk/imgs/51_article_p6527.pdf. Champion data defines elite as a player being in the top 10 percent of players in a defined category. This means that there are approx. 80 players in the AFL that, by Champion Data definitions, are elite runners. JJ has run with some of the best players in the comp this year including Daicos, Neale and Merrett. They would be considered elite by Champion data I would have thought. Respectfully, I maintain my point still stands, elite runners are everywhere - including in the Melbourne reserves in 2023. Replacing ANB with another so called elite runner, with potentially a better range of skills, shouldn't be too hard to achieve I wouldn't have thought.

I take almost all your points Rubbish Binny (my affectionate name for you). Thanks for the considered response. I would argue, however, that elite runners "do grow on trees". How is it that Melbourne traded two of them out who were considered not in our best 22 for the proverbial steak knifes? Surely if they were so important and rare we at least get a steak sandwich on glutton free bread with the steak knives?