Queanbeyan Demon

What are the other four nominees?

I would say it is better because expectations are low and he gets $7M for just turning up to work. Handy gig I reckon.

A perfect fit for the Deez. Get Mazie and Milky to referee the stoush at training. Charge $50 entry fee and we've covered Goody's '26 salary.

You think? This is Demonland. The sacred charter here is to endlessly re-litigate every missed coach, failed draft pick, and half-baked rumour until the heat death of the universe. Norm Smith, Tilbrook, Tempo right through to Neeld, Schwab, Buckley. Doesn’t matter, they all live rent-free here forever. The day we stop obsessing over blokes who did or didn’t get the job is the day Andy shuts down the site and we all have to pretend to be normal people again. This discussion has at least another 60 years left in it.

Gee - thought You reckon Guerra GAF?

I'm naming the side now. BacksOscar McDonald Sam Frost Zaine Cordy Half-BacksCalab Daniel TMac (Capt.) Marty Hore MidsJack Ross Tom Phillips Will Setterfield RuckBig Cox Half-ForwardsCharlie Spargo Callum Brown Kayne Turner ForwardsJeffo Shannon Noel Peddo BenchOskar Baker Tom Cutler Sam Mayes Jack Silvagni Coach: Mark Neeld

Risking diabetes?

I've waited 12 months for a hip replacement.

26 games since he arrived last year, 35 goals, 66 percent game time, 3.7 percent score involvements. His stats are similar Pickett's. Makes him pretty integral in my view.

Another AFL own goal.

His dyed mo is a slight worry, but get him for his name if nothing else.

Their rise up the ladder coincided with the arrival of Dear.

The only thing that's second rate is this post. STD on the way out will ya.

Charitable. I recon he's a total &%^*@ and a dead set !@#$&^* (R^%$^&*.

There a real problem in SA. Both Port and Crom [censored] the bed in September at home. Amazing really.

The good news is that one of them have to loose.

I heard ya. Briliant. Fixed em right up.

I heard ya. Briliant.

You are temporarily suspended from Demonland pending an investigation into your reckless use of facts, @bing181. Further violations of ‘Land’s sacred policy of being entirely fact-free, paranoid, and speculative will result in: Immediate relegation to the “Game Day Thread Gulag” Loss of all posting rights on expected score analysis Mandatory viewing of retro Simon Goodwin press conferences until you repent. Remember: this is Demonland, not New Scientist. Leave your facts at the door.

Bartel ripped him a new one. Complete banana split.

When the undefeated Dees and Swans meet in round 8 next year . . . SIZE MATTERS: BIG KING V BIG COX IN BLOCKBUSTER

Merely an observation - not a complaint.

Melbourne v Sydney 2026 — the only game where the umpires need a third ruckman to toss the coin.

50 years since a ruckman has coached a premiership in the VFL/AFL.

Predicting Max gets no.9 next year.