Queanbeyan Demon

Just because I haven't forgiven them for '58 doesn't mean this is true.

Poor guy. Looks like he might drive a MG.

Absolutely amazed he's on the market still.

He's probably delivered 50 percent of the plan in the last month.

Where's Mr. Fence?

Here's a presser I prepared for the Paul Guerra earlier. Draft of this evening’s press release Trade Week Strategic Alignment Statement The MFC is pleased to announce a paradigm shift in its list management strategy, as we continue streamlining operations and leveraging our assets to deliver bespoke on-field outcomes going forward. This strategic recalibration represents a rightsizing initiative designed to align our game style brand with industry best practice, optimise core competencies, and ensure stakeholder satisfaction within the player group through organic growth and sustainable success metrics. Our newly appointed Thought Leader in this space, Steven, brings an expanded view of industry best practice and a deep understanding of outcomes-based excellence within the men’s football program. Steven’s appointment reinforces our commitment to continuous improvement and each man playing our role within the team-first framework week in, week out. While there are a lotta moving parts during this transitional phase, the Club remains committed to undertaking its due diligence in the recruiting stakes moving forward. Rest assured, no stone will be left unturned in the pursuit of synergistic talent acquisition, optimisation of existing assets and ensuring stakeholder-aligned success outcomes. Our leadership team will continue to reach out, and if necessary, take discussions offline, as required to ensure full transparency. Finally, the Melbourne Football Club would like to sincerely thank all players who have been delisted or traded for their outstanding service to the red and blue. Each of these individuals has been a quality person both on and off the field, embodying the Club’s values of connection, commitment, and continual improvement. While change is never easy, we acknowledge their significant contributions to our culture and wish them every success as they embark on the next exciting chapter of their journey. They will always remain valued members of the broader Melbourne family, and we thank them and their families for the professionalism, resilience, and team-first attitude they have displayed throughout their time at the Club. Melbourne Football Club Communications Department Delivering key metrics, not just premierships, since 1964.

This is helpful for me to hear as well.

Disappointed not to read that "this is the best culture I've seen in my three months of footy".

He kicked a total of five against Footscray and meth coke - neither of who have a backline.

I don't even know WTF this means. Talk about cognitive dissonance. Must be ex Jeelong Grammar.

Glen Elliot.

Bombers on the karma train after 20 years of pulling the same stunts.

Sam Frost is also back on the market. Make it happen Deez. HB line of Frost, TMac, CJ will have the oppo [censored] themselves in '26.

You've not paid attention then.

Unfortunately it's not hilarious. If only it was hilarious.

Have you actually read, and understood, what I wrote?

I continue to be astonished at how much heat Clarry and CP5 get compared to Goody on 'Land and in the media. Goodwin's admission is diabolical and a gross dereliction of duty and has virtually gone unnoticed, comparatively, in the media and on 'Land. Imagine the pilot of a 380 getting it to cruising altitude and saying, "not sure who I am anymore".

I guess we could take it and hand it to Norf for Simpkin.

That "somebody else" was given their marching orders.

I think Clarry's comment was meant in the Bill Collin's sense: "I like Leilani better than Kingston Town, that's for sure".

Absolutely zero chance of that. Most human's cannot do this - let alone a disgruntled player recovering from a severe reality adjustment.

Every night when I get home I settle down to prime time limbo When all the boys are gathered around Shouting Ita'a on TV And though the roaches are thick on the ground Somebody goes to close my window Keep the noise of the city down Get a dose of integrity Every week, in every home She got wholesome news for the family I believe, I believe, in what she says Yes I do I believe, I believe, at the end of the day Her magazine'll get me through Ita's tongue never touches her lips She could always be my godmother And though the desk-top hides her hips My imagination's strong She's the sweetest thing I've ever seen I'd like to take her out to dinner But when I think about the places I've been I'd probably hold my fork all wrong Every day and every night She's the only one we can depend upon I believe, I believe, in what she says Yes I do I believe, I believe, at the end of the day Her magazine'll get me through To every housewife through the land There is no-one else they can depend upon How could I not believe, when Ita tells me too

Wow - the bar is pretty high at Melbourne in this domain. Not even close.