Queanbeyan Demon

I tried to get over to Adelaide for the game. Miss kicked it and ended up in Charleville.

Probably the best of the year so far.

Ken will tell the boys that Max Gawn gave him his flu. This will activate their avenge daddy programming. We'll win by 10 goals. Kenny's sick. Fully Sick ! Demons by 40+ Melbourne’s forward line is more dysfunctional than ours. Nil all on the cards here. We'll lose the Watts-Fritsch Cup by a point after Mead kicks the wrong way in the dying seconds inside the D50 and puts it through the big sticks with scores tied. If I down a vodka shot every time Mead gets a possession I should get drunk by R9 2027. Hinkley returned to the training track on Saturday morning after being a victim of a flu bug that claimed others in the football department Surely with the flu he should be quarantined for at least 11 weeks? Sounds like the flu or the squirts is running through the joint might be a few late outs. The umps will look after gawn, didn’t he get about 6 frees last time we played. Getting rid of Hinkley and Boak and their "more to life than football" mantra is much needed. I dont mind the two rucks. Perhaps they can unsettle any Gawn rhythm, and at least we get first hands on it for 5-7 minutes Gawn sits on the pine. Gawn isn’t going to be fazed by 2 rucks doing what one ruck should. Melbournes midfield rotations may end up looking a bit better than ours. My thoughts before selection were that we'd be better off playing no ruckman and just picking an extra runner because Gawn is going to slaughter us no matter what and they actually went the other way and picked two of them to get annihilated, great stuff. We win if Melbourne have a come down after the close game against the pies. Melbourne play a similar congested forward half game to us and will try and force use long down the line to Gawn, Lever and May. Sweet and Visentini to crash into Gawn all day. Get smashed and surely Ken's sacked immediately. Kozzie killed us last time too, and his form has got a lot better since then, so that is a concern and probably the job for Sinn. Dirty ball entries on the ground to negate the impact of Lever, May and Gawn. And if it gets tight late in the game bombing it to Gawn is exactly what we will do. I’ve got a really hot girlfriend, but you wouldn’t know her, she’s from another forum.

The Alberton Blood Bath of June '25 has a kinda ring to it doesn't it?

Fence posts are leaflets dropped from the sky by the Picketistani Liberation Front, demanding the immediate dismantling of all structures involving Goody and the words “system" and "learnings". Read twice. Burn after laughter.

I prefer Jesse, Cameron and Kossi.

As long as I've been waiting for Melbourne to win a final.

I make them based on Goody's.

I'm surprised anyone would pay the Perryman for this length of time.

Good ol' simo the dymo. If he's as clever as reported, he's just playing to the peanut gallery. Some of whom are not in the Freoo echo chamber.

I've written about this in detail on another thread. The data couldn't be clearer. Of those that played in the '21 premiership - only three 'A-graders' have maintained their level of performance or improved (Max, JV and Kosi). The rest have flat-lined or gone backwards significantly. This is the main reason we sit 14th on the ladder.

Does it beat [🤣] this?

Just FYI for posters that might have missed this post . . . I listened to this yesterday with the tv volume off. Not perfect - but 1000% better than what 7 thrust upon us.

Every November for the last 20 years in the Sidey household: Mrs. Sidey: Do you think we can afford to take the kids to Europe, first class, for six weeks next year Love? Sidey: Let me check next year's fixture. Yep, we play Melbourne twice as usual. Mrs. Sidey: Oh good. That's six votes guaranteed in the Copland Trophy - a top three finish again and a 50K bonus.

We unnecessarily extended JV to the end of '28 last year. And we all know the contract situation with the other two. Tail has wagged the dog down at Jolimont Terrace for too long now. There are just no words.

How long you been on 'Land @Farmer ?

Took me a while to find . . . the one post that accurately and succinctly nails it.

The Filth had 4 of their best starting 18 out today. We had 1.

Boy oh boy. Wow wee.

I used to love Peter Woss Edwoods of the Wiberal Nationwool Party to.

He would fit perfectly. Already plays our style of game.

Same for me after two hours in the office. By 11am I'm stuffed. Couldn't even be bothered to kick it out on the full - let alone read another email crazier than anything posted on 'Land.

I remember the days when I thought life was about the pursuit of justice.

Couldn't agree more. I'm predicting it un folds like this: We send JVR to Sydney cos they take our leftovers for two first rounders We trade one of the first rounders to GWS for Jesse We send Jesse to Shockers together with the other first round Shockers on trade Jesse to Meth Coke and the other first rounder Meth Coke send Harley to us. Shockers get nothing as payback for taking the Wiz.

I've seen no sustainable trend in improved forward craft for almost three years.