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Queanbeyan Demon

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Everything posted by Queanbeyan Demon

  1. We're all sinners my friend.
  2. Woo hoo . . . love the Roo. I've watched every young tall forward that has come to the club in 50 years. Outside of Jesse, no one is better than JVR at the same stage of his career.
  3. For a minute I thought you were referring to Cameron "it all starts in the middle BT" Ling. At least our Lingers has insight.
  4. Good question. There fair competition though. Daniher, Lobb, Dixon, Natanui and anyone with the name King or McKay.
  5. Poster should be given complimentary membership of 'Land.
  6. Recon Maysie should chauffeur Harmsey, just in case reinforcements are needed.
  7. Nothing short of brilliant.
  8. No. Suggest you seek a job at the Deez as JT's 2IC.
  9. I know Harmesy has his flaws, but I just love him so much.
  10. Me and me mate design our weekend activities around the following: when are Melbourne playing when are Carlton playing.
  11. A completely failed attempt at satire by the QD.
  12. Not to mention some Coleman medalists.
  13. How many premierships has this current strategy delivered?
  14. On the last day of kindergarten, all the children brought presents for their teacher. The florist's son handed the teacher a gift. She shook it, held it up and said, "I bet I know what it is - it's some flowers!" "That's right!" shouted the little boy. Then the candy store owner's daughter handed the teacher a gift. She held it up, shook it and said. "I bet I know what it is - it's a box of candy!" "That's right!" shouted the little girl. The next gift was from the liquor store owner's son, Little Johnny. The teacher held it up and saw that it was leaking. She touched a drop with her finger and tasted it. "Is it wine?" she asked. "No," Little Johnny answered. The teacher touched another drop to her tongue. "Is it champagne?" she asked. "No," he answered. Finally, the teacher said, "I give up. What is it?" Little Johnny replied, "A puppy!"
  15. He's loading for post-season, Greville Street, combat.
  16. Trac will have to answer to his Nonna @WalkingCivilWar. Much, much scarier than anyone at the Club. And Milkshake and Maysie can have a discussion about the sausage. Their conversations over a meal always go well.
  17. Nah @old dee. Miracles happen heaps. Carlscum haven't won a premiership in almost 30 years. Essenscum haven't won a final in 645,984 days and the Deez were paid a free kick in their forward half in round 2, 2019.
  18. Has anyone registered their pet as a member?
  19. How many members are dogs I wonder?
  20. After the early morning post match review, straight to the pool room to watch Humphery at 9:30.
  21. Maybe the poster is moonlighting as a Norf interchange marshal.
  22. Many of us love it when Calscum poor out their bile, but in reality, it's no different to most of the [censored] that's spilled out on 'Land after a Demon loss.
  23. Explains everything.
  24. Stormy Daniels' pimp.
  25. Some @JJR? That's like saying some Chinese vote for the CCP. 🤣