Queanbeyan Demon

Pure gold SWYL. Anyway, the last time I engaged in such behaviour the object sprung a leak and I had to buy a new mattress.

What if it was @WalkingCivilWarFork Em? That'd be alright I recon.

And while we’re at it: The IT department have also been silent. I’d be very suspicious. HR need to have a good long look at themselves. Employees punching up in Prahran is really not on. Who's running HR down there? Building Services is crap. The toilets were disgusting at 11pm on Friday. Sales also need to look in the mirror. Only a 14 percent increase in membership after a flag leaves a lot to be desired. And as for the engineering department . . . don't get me started on Goody - that's all I can say. Really and truly . . . what the hell is going on Pertie?

Everybody brings joy to Demonland … some when they post, some when they don't.

Simon says QD is def. insane then. The biggest nut job here is me.

Kane Cornes knows how to use a computer???

John Longmire: 1 premiership, 50% win/loss finals record. Simon Goodwin: 1 Premiership, 71% win/loss finals record. Simon: walked into a rabble, doesn't have the NSW academy at his disposal, doesn't have a home base, isn't coaching a club that has AFL's tacit approval to cheat, doesn't have a 3 million person market all to himself underwritten by the AFL. He's going alright just at the minute I would have thought.

You really don't know anything about life Bozo, let alone footy.

Um . . . . because BBB helped us win our first premiership in 57 years. Quite frankly, I don't give a FF if BBB never gets another kick. He stood up in a grand final and we won a flag. He'll always be a Demon premiership player and forever a legend of the club.

Bit like that Citroën FD - up and down.

Next year is bumper DS. And just to let you know, so is '24. 25 and 26.

I certainly knew it in my bone in 2021.

Thanks LN. I def know Kossi is a Dee for life now.

Should we bring in Stephen Hill, Hunter Clarke and Ben Long from Linton Street @Anti Saint?

Thanks DeeSpencer. That would be the same Beverage that has coached one premiership and one grand final appearance in seven completed seasons with a winning percentage of over 57 percent with nothing more than a B+ list. Amazing coaching performance.

This will be the number one thread for the week with 90 percent of it utter carp.

There's been some great ruckman over the last 50 years. Big Dean Cox easily one of the best. Dempsey, Madden, Nichols and Farmer top shelf as well. Our bloke easily sits comfortably in this company.

Did you see Ross Lyon talking about it on Tuesday? Might as well have said . . . "what a clusterpukc . . . no phukkkking way".

@Smokey - QD comes home and ritualistically opens 'Land to see if Jackson has signed. Thread is on second board. QD thinks, "I'll fix that."

I chat myself after reading the words 'Dees Turnovers'. Quivering, pant-wetting, sobbing, shaking uncontrollably, fedora-wearing mess.

What a complete disaster for the sport.

I saw a doctor the last time I had this bad a rash.

We could demand Freeo's 1st round pick in 2022, '23 ,24, 25, 26 and 27. And they can throw in Andrew Brayshaw this year as the steak knifes.

If this is what Healy is saying, we're really ph%&*ed then.

I'd love to be Maysie's mate. Recon he'd be a hoot.