Queanbeyan Demon

Have I told you about the Demonland optimist vs the pessimist? The pessimist says, " Things could not get worse." The optimist says, " Oh yes they can."

Fell for it again - that's the second time this week. The ol' banana in the candy store trick.

So you're the one who lives on the other side of the Yarra.

Our Daisy - Surfer’s Paradise meter maid Elliot – body painter Fritta - fragrance chemist Bailey Smith – personal shopper Himmelberg – software hacker Aliir Aliir – speech therapist Changkuoth Jiath – UN special envoy Viney - nuclear power reactor operator Josh P. Kennedy – sommelier Chol – music festival staffer Rohan – sales assistant at $2 shop Sam Frost – off Broadway, second assistant, stage manager Gryan Miers – first assistant secretary, Dept. Births, Deaths and Marriages Special mention, Stuart Dew - New York City hot dog vendor

These are nothing short of pure gold. Thanks everyone. Selwood – hangman ANB – rugby player Heppell – dating app ghost writer Ginnivan – water slide tester Mason Cox – WWF showman Danger - management consultant Reiwoldt – commercial property salesman Natanui – rental boyfriend Grundy – professional bridesmaid Langers – pizza deliver driver Wright - IMAX screen Cleaner Pendles - Feng Shui consultant Maysie - iceberg mover Tex – adult toy tester Bont – fortune cookie writer Big Nank – bingo hall manager Guthrie – wind turbine service technician

Sounds to me like Gawny's got a dose of the trots.

Goodness . . . imagine getting a call from Tabina.

there's actually a better than even chance of that occurring next month.

I'm poring over this observation whilst pouring a sherry cos I'm too poor to afford scotch.

I'm happy to place 10 bucks on him getting a kick at Casey.

Let's say 50% of the guys got lucky, that's 12 very happy supporters. (Assuming one each of course.)

Outside of Tulip, Fowler, Hardeman, Big Carl, Henry Coles, Peter Giles, Greg Wells and that champion Phil Carmen, Bakes was easily my favourite player of that era.

I suspect Goody was only left with two options, throw the gauntlet down or draw a line in the sand.

What an exaggeration. I spotted Maysie kicking to the right at training this week.

Sorry Binman . . . is that a good or a bad thing?

Half expected to see 'Reg' Grundy named.

Candidate for post of the year right here.

It's a brilliant move. Have the Filth pay the first mil a year, BG plays at Casey and comes in when Max needs a rest. Max plays until he's 40.

Only one thing worse than being talked about . . . .

Jessie has played most of his career in consistently hopeless sides. One wonders how he would go in a well coached, top four side.

Clueless . . . and I'm not talking about the coach or players.

Actually, thinking about it, Goss would have won the Kingsley had it been awarded in the 1970's. (Far out - - - serious madness setting in when a poster starts quoting himself.)

Thanks Dayzy. At one stage I though he was going to be the next Peter Hudson. Turned out more Waterman.

[[censored], better go back to work]. ‘Land is worse than Tic Tok.

I’d go further. If you’re playing for the free, whistle > free kick to Deez> + 50 metres > goal Deez > filth loose by 1 point.