Queanbeyan Demon

Port every time @danielE288. Five good reasons: Hinkley's not a bad bloke (even though his pres is a complete @#$%). Who doesn't like Trav Boak? If we finish top two and they finish third or fourth, we pull their pants down in the first week of the finals at the Temple. Filth sitting 2/6 is a delight to behold. And any result the AFL doesn't like is the result I do like.

I see what you mean now @Gawndy the Great. Thanks for clarifying. FWIW, I pay a fitness guru to train me twice a week. Sometime we fit in three sessions a week. The third session really takes its toll when I front up to the first session of the following week (hope that makes sense). Or to say it another way, I do not train with the same intensity level on the Monday of the second week, if I've trained three session in the first week. So I can see how clubs with extra loading as @binman alludes to sometimes can really struggle.

I live in a rural town in NSW, just east of Canberra. Nobody ever calls me Easton Queanbeyan Demon @WalkingCivilWar.

I went to a Catholic college for nine years - so maths isn't my strong suit. I checked my abacus and it reports that 3 into 13 is 4.3 recurring. Is there a prodo that can confirm this please?

Beg to differ @WalkingCivilWar. Cox is always known as Big Cox. As in, "the Eagles have Big Cox".

I stand corrected DJ. Thanks.

Bloody tuff on 250k a yer.

Vinny Catoggio said he kicked the best goal of his career at the Deez. I look control of ball in the square Balked Dodged wrong footed took a bounce and dobbed it. Only problem . . . I was the only bloke in the goal square.

I wish supporters would get Darren Bennett's name right. It's . . . Beeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeenett.

Very happy with Smith . . . with conditions. We give up a late fourth rounder Smith signs a performance based contract commencing at 250K/yr Dogs take back Love Shack.

Now all we need is for the Filth not to turn up . . . . .

Brilliant.

Hang on - David King said Mitchell is one of the best coaches going around.

Is it getting worse over the years @Demon Dynasty? Mine is.

How anyone can get stuck into Bevo as a coach is beyond me. Even a shallow dive into the stats say he's been a supurb coach. A deep drive into the stats says he's one of the best.

Dr: Good morning QD, how can I help you today? QD: Got a bit of a problem with my Maynard Doc. Dr: Your Maynard you say? QD: Yeah, bit itchy, bit inflamed, quite raw actually. Dr: Right. I better take a look . . . . . . Oh yes . . . goodness, gracious me. It's bad. Maynard can, and almost always, causes great irritation. Specialists have studied Maynard for a couple of years now and haven't found a cure. Maynard causes constipation in many and can simultaneously result in diarrhea and a dreadful ****ty feeling. The best thing you can do is clear your Maynard out with a freshly sharpened garden fork. Jab hard repeatedly with the fork until Maynard has turned to pulp.

This is also c&%p. Do you know anything about the game at all?

Turn it up @BigFez. Selwood played his whole career with one arm. Didn't need the other one to handball.

Whole Team: Petrol tank empty Board room: Anticipated 3/3 Some posters: NFI

I've opened a can of worms. They just sit there, the worms. Hardly the chaos that's been advertised.

"Don't talk - listen. At least you can come off (air) and say I listened to this and I listened to that".

Jock: A marvelous high mark you took last Saturday. You just seemed to go up and up! Geoff Hayward: Yeah, i felt like Achilles Jock: Yes... [laughs] Jock: ... Who's he? Geoff Hayward: A Greek guy who could really jump Jock: Ah, yeah yeah. Well some of these new Australians, you know they could be real champions, if they forget about soccer and just learn to assimilate.

Adapted from the stage play of the same name. Written by David Williamson (RMIT Alumni).

Didn't Haywood play for the Filth in the '70's? Gun recruit from the country.

The traffic of which is harvested and immediately diverted to 12 nation states for nefarious means. (Come to think of it, this is good for Demonland.)