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Hawks fans heading for the gates. Maybe Freo didn't need to tank last week after all

Are the Hawks getting specialist coaching from the Scott twins: I haven't seen so much whinging at every free against.

Paddy bloody Ryder. Turnover king.

Hodge head high on Wingard and strong impact. Must be at least two.

Does he ever not?

So that would leave Gawnius Maximus as the sole ruckman with Pedersen as the only back up. King is far too far off at this stage. If Max misses a game then let's try <insert anyone> to ruck all day.

One would presume that IF Gawnius Maximus is out this week it is illness / injury. No way he would be dropped.

well having a BOG would be good for us :-)

At the risk of accusations of being misogynistic or sexist if you prefer, footy is a man's game and women's footy does nothing for me. Nor does women's wrestling or boxing (nor male boxing for that matter). Nor women as front line military. Just as men's netball doesn't.

The only saving grace will be that CarlTank will be desperate not to win. Will not make for a great spectacle. That said, Jessie kicking his first bag of 10 would bring a smile to the face.

He and that other guy who screwed us after we stood by him for so long can fight it out for a spot on the team.....or the bench.

and soon after he arrives at Visy Paper Bag Park, WADA will hit....another blow to the inventors of tanking.

For the uninitiated, tell us about those three. Francis' clips looked impressive but how big is he? Fitzpatrick would 'stand aside' from any decision to advantage Carlton in any way for their ineptitude, and their current tanking.....surely ?????? "To protect the integrity of the game". And, as for Brisbane....how many flags this century? Let then wait a few decades......preferably 5.

Can anyone explain (in simple English) how to get the replay of this on the SEN iPhone app? Thanks

Questions for anyone who actually knows. 1. Was Heppel injected?* 2. What is his contract status? 3. Is he happy at EssUndone? If not injected and OOC he would be worth making a run for, however unlikely. * supplementary question from WADA - if so, with what?

No way it would happen but I am sure we would grab it with both hands.

Why not speak the truth. After all there is no way a Fitzpatrick (Mr Integrity #2) run commission will do a thing about it.

so why still have Dawes then? doesn't mark.....but does that mean brings the ball to ground? Many see his bringing the ball to ground, ie dropping marks, as his biggest attribute. Strange that. The only ones in that list who are plurals (despite the many inappropriate uses both of apostrophes and plurals) are as far as I know, Scotts and Selwoods so delusional as well as a possible WADA casualty!! Not for me.

Deluded to the end: HS byline "I'm a good coach and proud of my record". On that basis he will surely recommend Neald to follow him. And.....to my family etc I am truly sorry for (expecting from anyone other than psychopath 'what I have put you through') what you have had to endure. No word of contrition - all said with absolute absence of insight, like the true psychopath he has shown himself to be

Or even just one of 22 MFC contenders perhaps, for starters.

If the whispers are correct, he (and many others) has been struggling to even get on the track the past two (or three) weeks. He is definitely our leader. To say "Luke Hodge is Hodge won't accept second rate from himself" is to suggest that Nathan will, which IMO is a bloody insult. You go out and lead the team? OMG!!!

I don't know much about Carltank's line up, because I care so little. But if they have a tall forward line surely Fitz needs one last chance at redemption for his tunnelball. Wouldn't mind seeing White get a run either. Surely the opposition won't even risk a win - tanking is in their DNA. (Of course Mr Fitzpatrick will handle this with his accustomed impartiality).

Can anyone in the know please annotate this list with the names of the players who are still under threat from WADA? It will be very interesting to see just how many are prepared to recommit to the club that has used them as experimental animals outside normal protocols. Thailand??? Surely only Georges V - the place Keating used to frequent at our expense at several thousand AUD a day - would do Monsieur Jacques Merde.

Surely this (after BB's 'success' with Voss) will be the last golden boy who is rushed into coaching without some sort of apprenticeship.

and even better Footscray and Richmond Not really sure but flu does seem quite plausible explanation for the erratic and at times insipid performances the past fortnight. So unless there are at least 20 fit players we could indeed struggle