John Crow Batty

Positives - Kozzie, Viney and our fitness will ensure we will dominate junk time footy.

Virus steps in prevent further embarrassment for us.

Stop watching and go to Dan Murphy’s urgently. Apparently there is a run on booze ATM and beer sure to go the way of dunny paper.

Players look too hot and bothered. Someone please give them some silk fans.

Viney lucky to get the 50 penalty. Burned two open players in forward 50 and about to bomb it long again.

Looks like we might rock bottom last after this round and stay there for a long time.

Two points and WC go coast to coast from kickouts without us getting a touch

If the hoarders return all the toilet paper will things go back to normal?

The game needs to go ahead. If the season resumes in a couple of months we need all clubs on equal games played. Besides I want see if have improved over last seasons debacle.

Old filth habits die hard. Been happening since the plague of Shaw’s started playing for Collingwood.

Whoever wins the flag for this truncated season who have to put up with jibes that it is a “Clayton’s” premiership. No doubt our supporters will say the same for another club winning the flag. If we win it will taste somewhat unsatisfying like eating a substantial meal that tastes not so good. To gain real credence the premier will have to back it up the following season. Still it is the lot all clubs are dealt with and have to make the best of it.

No way am I buying a Murdoch product if I can help it. Hope it goes broke.

At least watchers won’t fall asleep

Perhaps the AFL should add the wall of sound one hears in big international soccer games. Like the constant drone and blaring trumpets and other noisome instruments? They can add big cheers when a goal is scored.

My thoughts after the game are for the seagulls who won’t get their feed of discarded chips tonight. Poor things stayed up late for nothing.

Who gives a flapping seagull about who won’t reach milestone games and other useless stats. People are dying, economies are tumbling and jobs are being lost for starters.

Yes, Champion Data has credibility.

I thought the consensus here was that Gary Lyon doesn’t know what he is talking about. Jones is a good kick for goal from long range that is a fact but his general field kicking is not. Bombs the ball too much with poor decision making. For his passing game I haven’t noticed much elan about it. I don’t know why Melksham has the yips on every set shot as he is the most complete and skilled kicker in our team otherwise. Salem is a good kick but has bad days. Jetta is the most thinking kicker in the game. Never wastes a kick if he can help it but lacks range and penetration. Always disposes the ball within his limits. Fritsch is very good also as well as May and Omac.

https://www.facebook.com/Geelong.Cats/videos/2236482963322689/

The bubble just needed an excuse to burst. Trade wars, bushfires, bloated stock market, easy debt and Trump were bound to blow up the economy sooner or later. The virus is just the tipping point.

Mattys Bar and Bistro in Crib Point are having a Corona Virus promotion. Buy a Corona beer and get one dunny roll free.

His perceived lack of skills are not terminal liabilities. His lack of creativity with the ball and inability to generate viable offensive movement when he has it are. However it was encouraging to see him share the ball around more in the practice game against Adelaide.

And the sales of The Hun will rise astronomically. For once it will justify the purchase price but the sewage system might complain.

I prefer an underdog status for our 2020 campaign. We alway come to grief when the media jumps on our bandwagon.