Everything posted by John Crow Batty
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MFC 2026 fixture - hopes and dreams
Amazing that Scott Pendlebury who has played 425 career games has never played at Geelong and likely never will.
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Welcome to Demonland: Changkuoth Jiath
What I like about trade week is that we havenโt got a clue who we end up with before it starts or even half way through it aside from some targeted players. Always mysterious though not hard to suspect who we might lose.
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POSTGAME: Rd 20 vs St. Kilda
We were second last and they were last on the ladder that year. We won both our games against them. I missed that one but was at the return game at MCG when we scored 27 goals. Battle of the Swiss Cheese defences. 38 goals combined scored in first game and 42 scored in second game.
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Incoming Presidents Message to Members
What would Keith Thomas say?
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POSTGAME: Rd 20 vs St. Kilda
Like Goodwin his Pythonesque constricting game plan was good for a few years and he was very unlucky to not win at least one of his first 2 GFโs with the Saints. But in his 3rd try, the passรฉ defensive mindset and inability to score freely throughout the season much like Goodwinโs after 2021 left Freo firing blanks when the flag was there to be won in the 2013 GF against the Hawks. An inability for his teams to find clutch goals cost him premiership glory
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Demonstone's Big Bad Bewildering Brain Baffler
Looks like Demonstone definitely has a taste for history and the esoteric. Who would have thought George Burns and Gracie Allen would have been named dropped on Demonland.
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Farewell Clayton Oliver
Hypothetically he could also be sacked if he commits a criminal offence much like when Campbell Brown was sacked by GC for breaking Steven Mays jaw. GWS could terminate his contract.
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Welcome to Demonland: Changkuoth Jiath
Surprisingly Strauss and Maric have better kick averages than recently departed Charlie Spargo who arguably was our best ball disposer by foot though this year his efficiency dropped off markedly. If only we could unearth another Travis Johnstone.
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Welcome to Demonland: Picks 7 & 8
Sharrod Wellingham in the Western Australian suggests that WC who have picks 1, 2 and 13 trade out their number 1 or 2 pick for 2 other first round picks so that they end up with 4 picks in the top 20. Holding 7 and 8 pick would be tempting for us to make this deal if we choose to play the numbers game to acquire a player we really want. The West AustralianWellingham: Why Eagles should consider top pick splitFormer Eagle Sharrod Wellingham has praised West Coast for their โcalculatedโ trade period, but says they should be open to fielding offers to split one of their first two picks in this yearโs draft.
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Mason Cox - A Poll
One would think that playing for Collingwood would have failed the character test for citizenship.
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Welcome to Demonland: Picks 7 & 8
Yeah, canโt remember about Jackson but there was a lot of talk that Kozzie was picked too high.
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Farewell Christian Petracca
To be fair a new player is going to say kind things about a club champion and leading diva in a club video. Are hardly going to complain if they felt ignored or wronged. Could easily be scripted as well.
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Farewell Christian Petracca
In 2023 when both Petracca and Oliver were becoming worryingly sloppy with their disposal we lost 8 games including finals for a grand total of 69 points for all losses. Bad disposal from our two biggest ball winners played a big part in many losses.
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Zac Jones Anyone?
I liked his hard at it style but we have reached our quota of over 30โs. At this stage I prefer we use the rest of our vacant list spots for younger players for balance purposes.
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Welcome to Demonland: Picks 7 & 8
No such thing as 100% for top 4 picks. Too many disappointments there as well. We should know from past experience. Playing the numbers game is still high risk.
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Grading the Trade Week
I would grade it a B+. A pressure valve has been released with the departure of two highly talented but turbulent disruptors who were never going to lead our revival. McVee no great loss as he showed he checked out early in the season. Spargo was happy to return to his spiritual home after a poor return season coming off a long injury. Mihocek and Steele are great pick ups for their true grit and character and still solid performers. Jiath has been playing somewhat callow at Hawthorn but at his age he IMO has more to offer and not peaked. Heath is the type of player who could be anything. Picks 7 and 8 plus another first round give us draft opportunities that will be unavailable when Tassie is activated.
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Welcome to Demonland: Picks 7 & 8
It looks like these picks will be pushed back to 10 and above. But there are enough duds in the top 10 and enough gems in the 10-20 range to make it almost a 50/50 chance we will get some decent talent even though there is no identifiable junior superstars in this draft.
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Farewell Christian Petracca
Some of the usual suspects havenโt been hanging around the club for a while.
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Bailey Humphrey
Looking at past drafts the chances of picking up a very good to excellent player in the back half of the first round are only slightly worse than the front half especially if there are no standouts. Thats what we are looking at after academy and compo picks.
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Farewell Christian Petracca
Petracca as with Oliver are stranded assets which are worthless to the club and bleed money for many years. Like owning once prime land that is poisoned and unusable but costs more than itโs worth to clean up. No amount of chest thumping by fans will realise their former true value. These double mill stones are sucking the life out of the club and any half reasonable offer is worth it to move them on. Unfortunately we are at the stage where losses must be cut in order to move on. If Petracca was a golfer or tennis player I would consider him a consummate pro but in a team sport and not buying into the team ethos diminishes his standing.
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NON-MFC: Trade Week
Tend to agree. Lots of big names as well.
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Geelong to be fined over 3rd party payments
Geelong have form for being caught for player payment irregularities. They were fined $40,000 in 2020. See this article. https://archive.sen.com.au/news/2020/03/05/geelong-hit-with-hefty-fine-by-afl/index.html
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Troy Chaplin MFC interim coach 2025
Stafford was made the scapegoat for years of midfield ostrichism . No forward coach could consider himself successful with the superstar clearance types of Petracca, Oliver, Viney and Gawn constantly bombing the ball forward with no rhyme, reason or care.
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Geelong to be fined over 3rd party payments