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I'd rather die than wear them (and if this year is anything to go by I'll probably never even bother to pick the package up) but if other people want to then go nuts. Still, seems like as with face paint, flags and placards it's something for the under 13's and teenyboppers to get into.

Dingo walked past me in an Eagles scarf at our game against them. Was the same week he'd been named in the women's mags as an epic rooter.

As promised here's Battiston vs Norris And your NEW number one ticket holder, Kenny Rogers Apologies for the rubbish quality.

Not counting the likes of Mundine and Ivanovic who just got handed a jumper and held it up for a photo shoot with no idea what they were doing here's a list I've put together over the years. Although I'd effectively put John So in that bracket as well, he must have been nearly the most rubbish #1 ticketholder we've ever had. On the topic of celebrity photo shoots I've also got pictures of Kenny Rogers holding the jersey aloft and Chuck Norris being tackled by Adrian Battiston.. Will post later when I'm home. http://wiki.fcmelbourne.com.au/Famous+Fans Terry Bracks - Wife of former premier Steve Bracks David Bridie - Singer/Songwriter Nicky Buckley - Television presenter Geoff Cox - Television presenter Greg Evans - Television presenter Ian Henderson - Newsreader Rob Gell - TV weatherman Derryn Hinch - Television/Radio presenter (disputed) Brad Hodge - Cricketer Rod Laver - Tennis player Nick McCallum - Journalist and radio announcer Neil Mitchell - Radio announcer Steve Moneghetti - Runner Beverley O'Connor - Broadcaster John "Dr. Turf" Rothfield - Radio announced Mike Sheahan - Journalist (disputed) Rob Sitch - Comedian John So - Former Lord Mayor of Melbourne Alan Stockdale - Former Victorian treasurer James Tomkins - Rower Mal Walden - Newsreader Wilbur Wilde - Musician

Might have said the same about Woey at this moment in '99. Will never forget wandering into the TAB and thinking "Yes, I think I'll have a fiver at 200-1"

And for god's sake intervene if you kid tries to put a rookie's number on their back. My #54 Brent Heaver jumper was good for about three weeks before he changed numbers.

I'll be on Sylvia too thanks

Make the kid pick a number out of a hat, then tell tham that's their new favourite player. Then when they draw #29 say it was a practice and get them to do it again.

Here's to him playing for them with the same baffled look

He's been in the job since 1997 so thanks for your timely comments.

Anyone for BF? No, didn't think so

83, 85, 97 and 00. Glorious. And no moving to lower numbers later either, that's just rubbish.

There should be a hasbeens and hacks list where you can put one 100+ game player's name down every year but they can only play if you permanently put somebody off the list through the year through injury. Then clubs could give a guy like this a gig as a specialist coach and know that if there's a black death style injury crisis halfway through the year they've got somebody to throw in there and fill a gap. Even better, a hasbeen draft where each club gets to pick one of them so we can have the modern equivalent of Collingwood drafting Gerard Healy even though he didn't nominate and told them that he had no interest. With rubbish ideas like this I'm a cert to be seconded to the AFL Commission any day now.

Ever since Meesen was described as "training the house down" only to not be seen for a year I'll never trust pre-season form again

Pretty rude of Al Qaeda to ruin her 10th birthday

No, I'd be like J**d and tease going there only to take a massive dubious payday from an external company to empty the bins somewhere and play a bit of footy on the side.

They must have patched things up after Carroll biffed him!

There was nobody called Honey in 76/77/78 because I was looking in Footy Records from those years just the other day. Will let you know if I turn anything up.

He was flying back here every week to play for St Kilda City so I wouldn't be surprised if he fired up and came over to get on it during the racing carnival.

And the greatest post match interview ever with Jamar just walking off on that goose Andy Maher.

At one point he was playing for Northern State University in the US And even though that sounds like the most generic, made up name for a university ever it was in fact true http://www.nsuwolvesathletics.com/news/2010/5/20/MBB_0520100650.aspx?path=mbball

Hi, I'm retarded

Good point, should have been this guy http://wiki.fcmelbourne.com.au/James+MacDonald EDITED.

Both played reserves for us as top up players.

Didn't end well for Richard Wardill http://wiki.fcmelbourne.com.au/Richard+Wardill