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I pledge to treat him with more contempt than J**d if he does the dirty on us.

At least you tried to have a crack at them. Nothing worse than seeing one of these threads where the person bags the SEN presenter for twenty paragraphs then admits they didn't call or SMS.

Barassi book nowhere near as in-depth as the Smith book. Still a good read though.

If he couldn't grow a floppy fringe in time he should have at least showed up for his photo in Clockwork Orange makeup and a top hat.

Wouldn't fire up if he won the lottery. The stuff cult figures are made of.

Hello again sports fans, time for my periodical addition to this thread. Anybody got team pictures from the 70's and 80's? I got the 1973 one today (http://wiki.fcmelbourne.com.au/1973) and more would be great. Also looking for: - Scans of reserves and under 19's teams - Reserves scores/goalkickers etc.. from the 1990's - More details on reserves/U19's players (http://wiki.fcmelbourne.com.au/Other+Players) - Full B&F results/club award winners from plenty of years (too many to list, check on each year's page to see what is and isn't there) - Any obscure pictures that you've got lying around or can scan - General copywriting and updating on the profiles of newer players - Still looking to tick off a few more reserves and U19's coaches - More information on the fourths (http://wiki.fcmelbourne.com.au/fourths) - Other crap you might have. If you CBF signing up to make edits feel free to email me via [email protected]

Considering that you get absolutely bugger all for being a loyal club member it's no surprise the attendances are so bad. Not to mention the fact that most of the games are being played at a soul-less tip like Docklands. The matches are already a joke with the novelty rules, but to expect people to fork over $20+ (I got my ticket for last week free thank god) when many have already forked out for a membership is rude. What happened to the old 10%/20% off that club members used to get?

Why bother, Bailey will just play him on a wing anyway.

Attempting not to care about this plastic tournament, but fark me what about some forward targets. All this end to end stuff is great when it works but we just kept bombing it in there and hoping for the best while they were down the other end picking targets with ease.

I already had Brisbane last. Should have bet on it before they got porked the other night. Still, it's not like they had anything like their best side out there.

Amount of actual coaching done from the last line of defence highly questionable. Still, I wouldn't have recruited Fev.

Demonology & Talking Carlton coached by somebody who qualifies for BigFooty under Forum Of Origin rules? What an unholy alliance. I'll have Michael Voss' job by Wednesday.

I'll do a J**d style dog switch to the other side's coaching panel if nobody else is putting their hand up. Cue instant ban from Demonland for masterminding their downfall.

A 100pt win. I was at work listening on the radio when we tonked Carlton and therefore haven't seen one since R21, 1993. Had enough +100 losses, something the other column would be tops. + more good financial results.

I'll still find a way to hurt myself, because that's what the people (well, DR anyway) want...

At least if the panic button gets stomped on after R1 it will be because of a regular season game. It's insane to base anything on the rubbish gimmick rules and second string squads they play with in the NAB Cup - and yes I am counting Friday night in that. We'll get more of an idea in the next round, and hopefully against better opposition than the slop we were matched up against on Friday, but it's still not worth having a breakdown over if you get tonked in the pre-season.

Not to be pedantic in an otherwise unrelated thread BUT I did look up the correct spelling, and quoth the Oxford Style Guide... Seems to me that it's the Americans who like to drop the E every time. I would say at the very least both are acceptable spellings. Update - What deevoted said first..

Against my better judgement I'll play if the numbers are crocked. Otherwise will stay in the commentary booth/assistant coaching.

Given that their second highest goalkicker got 15 last year I think he'll go alright as a second/third banana in their forward line, especially with Hardwick saying Riewoldt might spend more time further up the ground. Problem will be actually getting the ball down there in the first place.

At least they didn't come up with a rubbish jingle like that Saints Footy debacle. Typical small club mentality to whinge about what others are doing. They don't care about us, I don't know why we should bother caring about them.

The Crows/Power game is absolutely terrible. These teams are going nowhere, I thought Adelaide were a smoky for the flag but even though they're playing bollocks rules I'm writing them off. And Port may as well just give up now. So, see you in September when they win the flag.

Very impressed by Cook, for a first outing in senior company that was super impressive. Heaps of good signs to come out of that, but we were still let off the hook too many times by rubbish goalkicking by the opposition in both games and terrible kicking in the backline by the Crows.

The property market in West Sydney is judged on how many seats the car has.

Thread makes me nostalgic for Jakovich. Should have been the biggest hit since the Beatles.

Current tweet count - 0 It's JackWatts4 if it's really him.