Deestroy All

Roosy just wants Millers expertise if Barry Hall decides to make a comeback.

He's not even the best player named Swallow.

lol Jamie Bennell... Just lol

Mick and especially Carlton are usually good at getting what they want though. But you make a good case, I shalt not get thy hopes up though.

I heard a rumour that Adams met Hardwick and toured Punt Rd yesterday. With Carlton and Geelong also interested, why would he want to come to us?

Big chance we'll see him again... on the news...

No way he will go to the Saints. As Redleg said, Watters advised Fisher and Arma not to travel with this bloke. He's trying to change the culture, no way he would recruit him.

If it means Jamar is somehow moved on then I'm all for it. Jolly is a better tap ruckman, a better forward and a smarter footballer. It's an instant upgrade. The problem is keeping him on the park. But it's not much different to Jamar, in fact, even when Jamar is on the park it's like he's not on the park half the time. I don't really want Jolly, but I REALLY don't want to watch another year of Jamar's "tap work".

I rarely post there any more, but what a chitty end to what was once an excellent footy forum. What a couple of geeky losers.

I hate Ollie Wines. Well done.

I bet miss Upton has a stunning... personality.

If he bleached his hair he'd miss another 3 weeks with concussion. Mark Jamar wins a hitout, and it goes to one of our players more than 3 feet away and on the move. Jack Grimes kicks the ball forwards more than twice in a game. At least 50% hit a target. Sam Blease plays his 3rd game in a row... There's a zombie apocalypse, there's no food left, Tom Scully is NOT eaten by his father.

I'm feeling optimistic, we can now get that elusive 3 wins.

Rhys Shaw was abysmal. Now very reliable. But the point is made, there are few few examples of bad kicks turned good, so logic says avoid poor kicks. So we try and draft as many poor kicks as possible and make one of them captain. Thumbs up.

I'd take Laidley if everyone else suddenly died.

I expect him to rebel against Paul Roos when we're 4 and 4 next year, have him sacked and take over as playing coach. We'll finish 2nd with 18 wins and 4 losses. But we lose the grand final because we still don't have a midfield. Jesse wins the Norm Smith of course, to go with his Brownlow, Coleman and AVN Performer of the Year Award. He does not smile the whole time.

First time I've seen a players name spelt incorrectly 6 times in one paragraph.

This is an excellent idea... No one will say, ever. I especially like the idea of the Doggies trading their only bonafide, guaranteed young gun, not to mention the son of a club legend, for a key forward that kicks 2 goals a game. That'll happen. A lot of people did not want Dawes to come this season. He's pretty much won over everyone with his leadership and commitment, not to mention he's playing some very good football. Trading him would be one of the all time blunders and you would kiss goodbye any loyalty to this club for a long time. Cool thread.

It's Carlton, of course it was done at gun point.

Everyone needs to calm down, and have a sausage sizzle.

Does anyone know how the sausage sizzle went? Why the f... don't we get a sausage sizzle too? We're not making the finals either, and if anything can make up for missing finals it's a sausage sizzle. Get on the god damn phone to the bloke outside Bunnings and tell him to wheel his kit down to Gosch's. But seriously, I hope Lance Whitnall showed up for the free feed and put them another million in debt.

That's a bold statement.

Thanks for sharing, Redleg.

You're right. Apologies for the derailing. What happens at midnight?

Then perhaps captain factual should credit his source by providing a link.