Deestroy All

Did you see who won the NAB cup? And who came runner up? And how are those teams going now? Pre season is fairy floss competition, it has nothing at all to do with the real stuff. Toumpas was getting a kick in the NAB cup. I did see Watts' per season, not once did I see him impact an aerial contest with any vigor. Nor did he all of last year, and nor did he rounds 1 and 2. Yet he waltzes back in like king dick. If you're happy moving forward with players that have no intensity and get a free ride, well enjoy another 10 years of failure.

Good to see Watts has bounced back from 2 of the worst overall games you'll ever see, by earning a spot... Sitting in the stands. The standard has been set kids. Don't contest, don't play for Casey, you'll still get a game. Culture change my arse.

I like it. The absolute shyte I've heard from the likes of Darcy, Dermie and Dunstall - to name a few, is enough to drive anyone mental. I'd like to listen to a team that actually knows a thing or seven about our players. Dunstall - "Sellar can go forward, he's a good, contested pack mark" Darcy - "bunch of schitt about beards" "Jack Viney needs to curb his kamikaze ways, he's just got injured there, had his jaw broken in the VFL..." he was jogging and Jones knocked his leg, had his jaw broken standing there, someone punched him in it. Dermie - Is a [censored].

From what I saw, Blease was running about 10 feet away from Dunn, and the tip of Dunn's nose cut Blease's head open.

I wonder if Scully will contest the throw-ups against Gawn. I know he's short, but it's evident that if you dangle a carrot in front of him he usually goes for it.

Can I get a refund on the time I spent reading this?

Lol doesn't need to be a cult hero... Wait until he gets beaten... It's Max Gawn, Max Gawn knows not these things. He shall deliver.

The one that directed Bad Taste, and Lord of The Rings.

Didn't Megan Gale give Hirdy a snow job? Or something similar sounding.

It's too predictable if we just leave him in the forward line. The Dale Thomas type role suits him, and gives each quarter of the MCG crowd a chance to witness his art in front of them. They shouldn't have paid the mark though, if you look closely, no human should be able to do what he did.

Disagree with Barrett. It was time for Watts to go last year. We could've got something half decent for him.

They are killing me.

I thought that mark was going to be a front on contact free before he jumped. Couldn't believe my eyes, he made it look so damn easy. And he went back and took the kick this time, bonus points. I'm thankful for some highlights amongst crap I watch.

Watts on Cameron? Cameron is out of form, Watts would allow him to take 12 marks. If Watts comes back into this team without spending a single day working on his fatal flaws, then this footy department can get [censored]. Out: Jamar, Bail, Davey In: Gawn, Kent, Blease (or Hogan in Troy Davis' jumper?) Blease may not have completely earned a recall, but his pace will be usefull off the leash against an inexperienced side.

Time could show Wines to be the Joel Selwood of his draft though. Maybe GWS will wish they took him. The thing with Wines is he has it. You see it, just like you see it in Viney.. Size, strength, hardness, he's a footballer and always will be. With Toumpas it's wait and see. So you can understand why Dees supporters are worried with our track record.

Bring back Wellman and Ratten. This is the worst performing back line I've ever seen. A couple of years ago I thought it was going to be one of the best. Frawley was once the most determined looking competitor out there, now he looks like it's all too much for him. Maybe he's just tired from staying up all night erecting barns in Ohio. Garland is just woeful, should give him another shot up forward. Watts. No. Gillies. [censored] no. Tommy Mac. Tick. Nicholson. Endurance, pace, hardness... No football smarts or foot skills, of course. Sellar and Pedo. Meh. It's ugly. I hope Tom McDonald doesn't lose his spark.

Some pretty premature calls going on in here. The kid is out of his depth at the moment, no need to put him in the mistake basket just yet. Morton started out getting a million touches, unlike Morton Jimmy hasn't missed a target in the few kicks he's had. Scully and Trengove started off like a house on fire, where are these blokes at now? (Scully yesterday omg lolz$) Jimmy looks slow, from all reports he is not, probably just overwhelmed running around is this rabble. Give him some time. As for a first year apprentice not building you a house, Viney has half built a mansion already.

Geez you people are precious. It wasn't even an insult, his run looks like a waddle, just like Dane Swan shuffles when he runs. So GFY hero.

Waddles.

6-Jones N 5- Sylvia 4- Jones M 3- Viney 2- MeTerlicha 1- Clark

Yep. Wines is a lock. Toumpas we'll have to hope develops. And we know how that usually turns out.

Forget Schwab, forget Neeld, forget McClardy... Every membership should get cancelled 'til Jamar goes. Complete dinosaur. A liability. An embarassing lack of skills and understanding of the game. Goodfckingbye. Why does Toumpas look so slow? Sylvia for captain! Lolz. FML

I shudder to think how bad this midfield would be without Viney and Matt Jones. Matt Jones has been very good in 2 train wreck games, and again today. Viney is just something else. Loving the effort, loving the more daring play-on. It all counts for nothing if we get blown away, I just couldn't stomach it. Please don't let us down.

Was Hannabal / Ben Hur there? All these people around would've ruined his day Where is he anyway, banned?