Demonstone

Q: What's red and smells like blue paint? A: Red paint. ? (sorry everybody)

Apologies for the thread hijack, but a final word from me on crossword puzzles . I love them so much, my will stipulates that I be buried six down and two across.

Incubi.

I believe that Tim was quite ill which influenced his decision to relinquish control of Demonology. Does anybody here know Tim and/or know how he is doing? I hope he's going well and enjoying our year.

I'm one of those afflicted by the cryptic curse, Timothy. They are great for exercising the old grey matter and my favourite compiler is David Astle, whose devilish condundrums I manage to solve more often than not. There have been a few Demon-related cryptic quizzes posted on here over the past few years if you have the time and energy to do a search. I posted one myself called 'Demonstone's Dirty Dozen' three or four years back.

I was a regular on Demonology from 2005 and had racked up 999 posts before Dr. Who and his brother conned Tim into handing over the keys to the site and totally ruined everything. Some posters I remember fondly are GSmith12, Hatchman and RobbieF. Where are you gentlemen?

I thought they already did. Maybe it was a pigment of my imagination.

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You need to stop licking those cane toads, willmoy.

I prefer them to be more smooth and rounded, but each to his own.

That platter would consist of hard cheese, I presume.

Isn't that an Italian suppository?

Godfather of James Jordan.

Rumpole of the Old Bayley?

Not much damage as the North player returned to the field and played out the match after it was deemed by their medical staff that a concussion test was not warranted.

Fritsch is free! My grandson reckons that's nothing ... he's four.

Can he give it to Viney?

"Myself" completed the survey? Shame Grapeviney, shame.

Have a look under the "news" drop-down menu. It's in the "latest news" category.

Never been more serious. I hate it when posters whine that we're being picked on and treated worse than any other club, all of whom are apparently the AFL's "lovechild". I imagine that all clubs have supporters who feel the same way, but I find it pathetic. My two cents.

Err, yes sue. That was the joke.

No relation. He's a policeman in Perth and I'm a criminal in Victoria.

Come on Luci, you're smart and better than this self-pitying, conspiracy theory/victim mentality rubbish. The AFL haven't got it in for us. Neither do the umpires, the tribunal or any other arm of the league.