Everything posted by Demonstone
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Trade Targets
I wouldn't want John Elliott anywhere near Melbourne Football Club.
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Vale John Lord
Just heard on ABC radio that past player John Lord has passed away. Another of our 1964 premiership team now gone. R.I.P. big fella.
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GAMEDAY: Rd 20 v Gold Coast Part 1
Question without notice (or intelligence, really): If St Kilda has Max King, is his twin at Gold Coast Min King?
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My Round by Round Preview and Prediction - discontinued
That's no good, CHF. Here's hoping things work out for the best with your family issues and the Demons win some games to provide that little bit of extra cheer.
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TEAMS: Rd 20 vs Gold Coast
Bit of a shame the match isn't being played at the Gabba Gabba Hey?
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TEAMS: Rd 20 vs Gold Coast
I love that Bowey's mum's name is Dee.
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ZZ TOP DRUMMER DUSTY HILL DEAD AT 72
Sorry to hear this. R.I.P. Dusty. Might want to do something about that howler of a thread title.
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Rd 22 vs Adelaide in Melbourne
It seemed to work for the New Zealand cricket team. They once were worriers.
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Sam Weideman re-signs until 2023
Petty would be a chance to play forward if Tomlinson has a successful return from his knee reco.
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CHANGES: Rd 20 vs Gold Coast
I heard that he's having trouble with his weight from overeating and is now nicknamed Lockhart Gorge. Not saying I necessarily believe that scuttlebutt.
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FIXTURE: Rd 20 2021
I think there were only two last week, as well.
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Rd 22 vs Adelaide in Melbourne
I think I'll wait to see if this is officially happening before I throw the toys out of the cot. Is it based on anything other than Eddie McGuire's speculation at this stage?
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CHANGES: Rd 20 vs Gold Coast
I don't know how Johnson was even getting a game in the first place.
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CHANGES: Rd 20 vs Gold Coast
But that would make him 136cm, or a bit under four foot six in the old money. That's much too short to be an AFL player, no matter how good he might be.
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COVID & AFL 2021
Was the stop/slow bat he was using made in Wuhan?
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Why we wont win a grand final soon
I'd be happy to win our next seven, but winning round 1 of 2022 would also be nice.
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Loads and Fatigue
Only if we bring back Bohdan as his assistant.
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GAMEDAY: Rd 19 vs Western Bulldogs
He could eat an apple through a tennis racket.
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GAMEDAY: Rd 19 vs Western Bulldogs
One night in about 1978 I was awoken late at night by a loud crash. Chad, in a state of extremely advanced relaxation (munted) after a gig, had driven his car straight into the brick front fence of a house a couple of doors away!
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GAMEDAY: Rd 19 vs Western Bulldogs
No we're not. The Bulldogs, on the other hand ...
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Dees vs Bulldogs This Week
There have been a number of disturbing rumours floating around regarding Bulldogs players. I cannot verify if any of these have any truth at all to them, but among the ones I've heard only this week are: Bailey Smith regularly prank calls pizza deliveries but only to his own house because that’s the only address he knows. Tom Liberatore went and saw Mamma Mia because he thought it was going to be about Italian food. Lachie Hunter is scared of ice cream. Josh Bruce does the Abbey Road thing at every pedestrian crossing he sees until at least four cars beep their horn. Caleb Daniel only volunteered to do talks at women’s prisons after seeing some [censored] on Orange Is The New Black. Tim English has a tattoo of Winnie the Pooh holding a balloon. Jack Macrae has fifteen cats and his house stinks. Josh Dunkley got his Huawei phone stuck playing Girlfriend by Avril Lavigne and smashed it to bits in a rage. The Chinese spy monitoring the phone got a bit shocked because that song is considered a banger where he is from. Aaron Naughton is allergic to lycra and every waking moment for him is pure agony. Easton Wood is still banned from Myspace. Zaine Cordy holds one-person pro-climate change rallies in his bedroom.
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COVID & AFL 2021
If you reckon things are bad now, just wait another 20 or 30 years when the place is being run by kids who were home schooled by alcoholics.
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Demonstone's Discombobulator
Bump. (Free kick Hawthorn)
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POSTGAME: Rd 18 vs Hawthorn
Look on the bright side! We're on top of the ladder and our percentage is now irrelevant.
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NON MFC: Rd 18 2021
Is there meant to be a space there?