Demonstone

Disgraceful! Melbourne fans would never do that with Bradshaw, Jordan or Wiedermann.

??? No 5 in Hunt's 29.

When we go to watch a game of football, we don't need commentators telling us what's happening. It's no different to watching a game on TV. I've said it before and I'll keep on saying it ... press the MUTE button and let your eyes and brain inform you. As John Kennedy may have put it, "Don't just whinge and moan, DO something about it".

Excellent win. Doctor Oilslick must be devastated. Among the "Go Dees" type texts from mates after the game, there was one from a number I didn't even recognise. I think people are starting to take us seriously this year. What is Channel 7's obsession with continually cutting to the coaches box to show a lingering close-up of Ken Hinkley's expressionless visage? They did the same with Ben Rutten a couple of weeks ago.

Are you sure they're not the same troll?

Gee there's some ordinary matches scheduled. I'm tipping the garden might get some attention.

75% of that was in his run-ups when kicking at goal.

A corky, perhaps?

Who do you think England will bring into the team to replace Sterling? Surely he's now on the plane to Tokyo to compete in the diving for England. By default, it's Forza Azzurri! for me.

I just had a quick squiz at Hellofatime's posting history and six of has last seven posts have been calling for Majak's inclusion up forward. It's not just an opinion, it's a crusade!

I reckon you are if you claim that the AFL instructs umpires to influence the outcome of games. Incidentally, you only make such claims when we are losing. Is it also "manipulated" when we win? You clearly have every right to believe that the competition is rigged/manipulated but in my opinion that is risible and as nonsensical as most other conspiracy theories.

Does this mean we can now expect the Federal Government and the Murdoch press to rip into N.S.W. and their Premier the same way they attacked Victoria and our Premier? (I know, I know ....)

Are you sure that's not just the MFCSS talking, Jaded? I can't believe that's true.

You still reckon it's all rigged? Don't go changing Clint, you're always good for a chuckle.

How has this absolute nothingburger of a thread attracted 75 posts? (Apart from nuffies like me responding, that is)

Genuine? ?

Bevo might have been thinking of Matthew Elliott. As the saying went at the time, "If you drink and run, you're a bloody Elliott!".

Bags was referring to Artificial Wisdom's bathroom door gag, not your original post jnrmac.

I've had the inside word on our preferred target and I can't believe it's not Butters.

The real question is which Demonlander will be the first to trot out that tired, stale old cliche about "bathwater".

Further evidence that some people bring joy wherever they go and others bring joy whenever they go.

I think enough people have hit upon the correct answer. Not only are the players' surnames the same as movie stars, they are all female actors. Mazer Rackham, maximum bob and Fanatique Demon all share this week's prize which is my AFLX All Nations team (liberties may have been taken with some names!). The Players: Peter German, Ben Holland, Heath Scotland, Andrew Ireland, Barnaby French, Andrew Welsh, Des English and Ray Finn. The Coach: Wayne Brittain The Reserves: "Turkey" Tom Carroll, "Aussie" Jones, Mark "Russian" Jamar, Kevin "Hungary" Bartlett, Charlie Cameroon.

Can you be more specific?

Sorry that it made you vomit, bob. Not music related this week.