John Demonic

For old times sake, I saved this classic back cover + headline + photo from 2020

[censored] it lets turn him into Sam Weidering in defence

There has to be a limit to the amount of cuckery we can take from the Pies in a season

I did 100m in 9.58s in my Datsun yesterday and it terrified the beejesus out of me

Laughing at the Stringer trade never being in danger behind the scenes. This bloke Robbie D'Orazior giving off major Biff Tannen energy. You can tell just by looking and listening to him speak, that him and Connors Sports MGMT are the bully's of the AFL trade landscape with Cornes now asking questions of Port Adelaide and being bullied into accepting a lowball offer by threat of their Agency who manage other players at Port.

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Those daily Fox Footy trade shows were a Fail. I Fast Forwarded thru to stop if they were discussing anything interesting and spent less than a minute or two watching each night. They need to recruit an interesting panelist or two next year if they want a pass mark.

Randomly tuned in for the first time and they were discussing an Ivan soldo social media post and then took me to the break on a Luke parker cliffhanger Awful

Probably hasn't had his contract renewed at 7, hence shopping around for opportunities

That's called Prison wardening

I wonder if Brand Petracca whispered in Houston's ear a month ago : we'll see you at the Pies in 2026

At least we can death ride them back. Could be a pick 37-42 if Essendon have the spectacularly bad year we're all waiting for them to have, given their list sucks and Merrett is their only star.

The Salem+Tyson vs Josh Kelly conundrum rears it's ugly head

I'm going to repost this because the intense late night back and forth conversations remind me of a particular tv show.

Did we? Tim Lamb? I must've missed wherever you heard that, I haven't listened to any media this week, Edit: Nor seen anyone bump the TM thread.

Why do you say that? It's the kind trade that gets done on the last day for a bag of chips, when all other business is attended to. And we've been rumoured to have been in talks with him per sam Edmund. https://demonland.com/forums/topic/59295-the-tim-membrey-thread/

Let's see how he goes with a pre-season though. Getting Membrey in also allows us to shift Petty OR Turner down back, as defensive cover. Given we won't have Tomlinson anymore and Tmac and May will be 32/33 years old respectively. It might be something we need cover with. Derkson is an unknown commodity in that regard.

Which one of Petty's 9 goals in the same amount of games as Membrey's 30 goals, impressed you so much?

If rather Stringer on that amount

Starting to feel like these "Dees looking to upgrade", "Dees aggressively pursuing" posts are harbingers of doom. Because every other club has the time and space to also be doing the same. Similar to last year with the Dogs trumping us for GC's pick. I just want a post to pop up one day out of the blue saying a deal has been done for Pick 0-20 from X Club!! Then no getting hopes up. It's just done!

My feeling towards McClure...

Does that sound similar to a player like Brodie Kemp's backstory? He was touted as a top 10 pick, with his own post on demonland (13 pages) but due to injury in his draft year, slid to Carltons pick 17. Thankfully we took Pickett! I wonder if we would have taken him instead of Rivers if he was still available? Also Thankfully he wasn't! Maybe a cautionary tale?

Thats 6 words

I just wish they'd give us the double up Collingwood game in round 1 instead of in the later rounds. The kind of game where we can make a very big statement by coming out firing straight up !