John Demonic

The kebabs are bigger in Coburg

We're going to retire half their team via two year contracts by the time we're through.

Tom Morris could fit into a large desk drawer

Next to the club rehab centre? We'll have a village, rather than a training base.

Were the victorian options going to help us win a flag over Jackson, Pickett, Rivers and ANB?

And a new home base at Mac Point Hobart?

im homesick for a drama free demonland where everything was right in the world. https://web.archive.org/web/20211008041837/https://demonland.com/

Am I the only one thats tired of David Zita and the memes? Acts like he's being held down and forced to do his job by waiting at the tribunal - Dreamjob for many and Paid well I bet. Maybe im just grumpy tonight.

Yup. I recall people potting the Melksham trade for the 2nd rounder we gave up. After a season there were still some questions. Then in 2018 he then became one of our most important players. That was the year he led the competition in goal assists. x4 his output from the year before. 22 to 32 goals. He's also gone from "lazy and half hearted footballer' to a mature leader and an important player

Would Crisp breaking Jimmys games played in a row record in Dees colours, be significant renumeration for WCW? @WalkingCivilWar Apologies !!

Future sorry*

Hello there Demonlanders. I'm here to collect all of your vomit and anger emoji's. Could Jordan De Goey be a potential trade target? He's actually the 2nd best finals performer in the last 5-6 years below Dusty. 5 or 6 Finals BOG's According to Daniel Hoyne of CD. He would slot instantly into the role that Tracc vacates, and we'd also get their edit: future first and 2nd round picks. They were taken in the same draft all those years ago, and have had interestingly similar career arcs up. I recall in 2017-2018, we were all wondering when Tracc would take the next step, while JDG was actually having some huge finals games in their series that led them into the GF against West Coast, and last year he had a big finals series again. Until Tracc reached his stardom in 2021, it seems that has all been forgotten about and he's gone way beyond JDG as a consistent performer year to year with his 4 AA's and Norm. However JDG's upside is still at the level of a Dusty type player that can step up when it counts. Has JDG reached his peak already and its only down from here, is a biggest question to ask though, does he have the motivation to become a big game performer for the Dees? Of course, the cultural question is the biggest one there is, which ive avoided up until now. But well, our club is hardly one to preach about that. DL, thoughts? PS: I've actually seen quite a few Collingwood people propose this, so I think it begs the discussion at least. Don't hate me.

Well, I'm not the world's most physical guy. but when he squeezed me tight he nearly broke my spine Oh my Lalor La-la-la-la Lalor

Matt Owies suspended for a week and will miss their finals campaign. Still unsigned. 27 goals last year, 33 this year. Worth a look? Could give us more scope for Kozi, Tholstrup, Sparrow to rotate into the middle more often.

Didn't he kick 20 in a game 2 or 3 years ago? Is there a reason he's never made it to the VFL? Not up to that standard? Not interested?

Heppell can finally partake in some Thymosin beta-4 in the rooms after the game without any repercussions

Are you alluding to picks from a potential Petracca trade? Or another player like Salem or Fritsch? Edit: Forgot about Port asking for Pickett, ANB, Clarry drama too. Geez, what a year.

Edit: Ok I misunderstood, you mean, we might be back in 14th here again next year? I hope the club is not thinking that way and backs itself to contend, it's as simple as that. Well I was responding to the poster that said trading only a future pick for Houston, would be a disaster. But my thoughts on this years pick: I'd rather we kept pick 5/6 and only offered a future pick, if Houston doesn't get done then so be it. A month ago I was open trading both first round picks if it was 9-10, But also if we somehow got Ports 1st round 14-18 pick back. Now that it's 5/6, and people have said the first 5 kids are all as good as each other, then we have to keep it and only offer a future 1st rounder and back ourselves to be contending next year.

And if next years pick is a 15-18 after we swapped it for Houston and drafted a gun mid with pick 5/6 this year, would it be such a big disaster?

We did it. Pick 6 > Pick 7. Now to death ride the Blues for Pick 5 #SmallPatheticWins

Pretty sure now we're at the stage where a Tigers goal and 15 or so point margin, gets GCS below us :/ LiveLadder

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