John Demonic

I just love how in the same breath, they're talking about Bailey Smith not getting done for pick 15 and the Dogs wanting a little more. What the absolute [censored] is this Clarry trade going to be worth and how will it get done? He stays and everyone can GAGF

I own a costume party store and I'd be willing to do you a good discount on a catman outfit

They gave us an underdose of his overdose

One of those 'read the rumours, get annoyed by low ball trade ideas on Reddit, big footy etv... But then take a deep breath, leave the bait alone and close the browser' kinda days.

Time flies! I can't say I ever visualised what a 30+ year old senior citizen Clarry would look and play like. Would he play off half forward to squeeze the last juice out him come end of contract? Or even in 3-5 years? And then disappear quietly? Or would he give you high midfield numbers until the end? On his age, He's looked and played like a wild kid in his early-mid 20's for his entire career from day dot. Edit- lol just saw he's 27! Doh.

Although some have concluded that his 0 votes given to Lachie Neale that subsequently cost him the Norm Smith, might've been because he never returned home to play for Adelaide. As for moving on, well it's easy when a six figure salary is floated to you

Are they also turning Max Holmes head towards us, to get that deal closer to being realistically possible? Geelong can have fun wasting their time, it will only be to the detriment of getting other stuff done

This 'pie in the sky' idea would have to mean we've been in his ear all year, and he wants out but hasn't told anyone, I do agree with you there. Edit: Just saying we absolutely have to chase something big if we will ever entertain trading Pickett or Tracc this year!

Pick 5 and Kosi Pickett for Harley Reid is the bigger thinking idea we should be absolutely chasing if Kozi wants to leave. Or if [censored] hits the fan, something along the lines of a following trade, but feel free to rearrange it as suits each team: Carlton get Petracca WCE get Pickett and Carltons pick 11, F1 and 29 We get Harley Reid and Carltons Future 1st Carltons Pick 29 Edit: WCE would want more so crossed out.

Looks like a cake

Can't help but remember that Luke Parker mockery of Essendon with the Jump Scare mime. it's exactly how the Swans play in GF's. Frozen and afraid to do anything but get rid of the ball any way they can Edit:

You must've enjoyed that first quarter HTB as much as me! He somehow shrugged the first one and then had zero awareness in thinking he had time before getting planted into the turf straight away from the 2nd tackle! TBF the entire team played the same way, just frozen and petrified to do anything but bomb it long.

A year ago we all felt we were one injury-free Melksham away from winning a flag, so it made sense to just do the deal for a pick that wouldn't make much of a difference the following year if taken to the draft. Easy to say these things now with hindsight.

I blame Ken Bruce

The club didn't think it was too much for Tomlinson

Demonland after Derk takes his first intercept pack mark

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Recruit him. We'll at least have a player willing to take out a certain player from a rival opposition.

Fort may as well just knee Grundy the moment he runs over to do some grapple "ruck work" at the opening bounce. They won't need him for the first few months next year anyway.

Yuck

I haven't seen any Lions fans claim their team had a virus when they lost to us in the 2021 finals. And now it's umpiring from some of they fans, and vague references to a few players having a virus from Chris Scott. The Subtext is giving no credit to the opposition. F em. Go The Roys

Obituary for Nick Hinds AFL career?

Not to mention trading out Hogan and Watts immediately to do it all on Hard Mode

It's become a pretty boring sport when the Dees aren't winning tbh Even the neutral game close finishes don't raise the heart rate like they used to, all the teams are a bit meh, don't care for any of them. And the prelim matchups and results are just groundhog day over and over for the large majority of the time. Euro 2024 was far more exciting