John Demonic

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The 3rd quarter retrospectively amounts to junktime goals, if you don't go on with it and the opposition simply restore the 40 point deficit that existed prior to. It's fools gold, I can't believe the club is clinging to it . Edit. Furthermore: Winning it out of the centre Is not a sustainable game plan for winning a 4 quarter game footy. It's not the 90s

Or the great white nope

Saw this on the front bar a few weeks ago and thought I'd find it to screenshot it and cheer you all up this morning. Especially you @binman Go Dees!

Unless the caretaker turns this ship around and has us playing great footy. Stranger things have happened.

They've already been dacked every weekend for the last month

Study the 3rd quarter all week Johnathan Brown says. So study how to play against an opposition that's got a 5 goal lead and can afford to play as if they've got another quarter up their sleeve to relaunch their running+attack/uncontested mark game style? Fools gold. Players also celebrated those goals like they were up by 6 goals themselves. Embarrassing

We'll still win the premiership this year for the best alternative strip

Stop banging on about replicating the third quarter, the bombers had a big lead and could afford to take their foot off the gas

Start with a caressing of the neck & shoulders before being swung out the door by both feet?

Essendon aren't that good 🤣

Tom Fannington still wouldn't get a game. Once you're on the blacklist you're out. Such a loving atmosphere we're cultivating for some

I think if we go with a new coach mid-late season, they're going to immediately look to bring in 3 or 4 players from other clubs with better disposal by foot/higher footy iq & competitiveness, like Hardwick has done. Moneyball a few of those at cheap contracts. Maybe even their old club. Longmire? Sydney players ? Leppitsch? A few Collingwood players? Simpson? (wce ick) - Whether we rebuild or keep all our senior stars, the addition of 3-4 more senior players and a new coach will either help squeeze one last bit of juice out of them or help shepherd in a newer generation at the draft with the picks we get from trades. Are there a bunch of players we might target that will immediately lift up our bottom 6? I don't follow many of other clubs that closely.

Will Day out for 3-4 month. Does that change things? Job satisfaction factor maybe, more time in middle, they might up there offer to keep him

Is this bloke going to get a go forward in the seniors this week or in the next month? Or has he been put on the blacklist for delisting and might be given the token game at the end of the season when it's too late if he's lucky? (Goodys press conference writing him off as a ruck man might point to this) Are we watching a story unfold in real time that In a few yers time, will we look back on as more signs of the bad culture of Goody playing favourites at selection?

This is the optimism I can get behind. An oft repeated hope that I cling to when looking at the ladder, over the years is: "We're only 1 or 2 wins outside the top 2/4/8!" - And guess what, we're only 2 wins outside the 8 right now! It's salvageable I'll leave the doom and gloom exclusively to the 2 hours spent watching us kick it into the forward line!

How's the atmosphere down at GMHBA? What a boring game of footy fueled by zero atmosphere. We had some nice moments and a few players showed glimpses, but gee wiz we're boring to watch overall. So were Geelong for that matter, but I suspect it was them just doing merely enough all night to keep us at arms length.

He'll be 29 and 9 months come trade period. Can't see us getting more than a 1st and 2nd

How about Red Mode in a few weeks if we keep losing by 10 goals?

We'll trade him for Brayden Maynard

Here we go. Here we go for one more turn

Time to go Werridee? Just kidding, I reckon we're a sneaky chance as well. 10 years ago we did it with Brayshaw having his best game ever and Gawn announcing himself. We're up against it again and Kosi Pickett might be just the spark our midfield, forwards and defenders sitting back need lol

Nothing. Well it's the kind of impossible upset win you'd want to witness first hand. I remember Brayshaw having his first BOG and Gawn announcing himself when we did it back in 2015. Looking back a decade on, how many of us were fortunate enough to see it because of the painstaking effort made to venture up the highway to Mordor? Not me

We're going to pull off one of the greatest wins next week down at the Cattery and go even on wins and losses with them! old emojis aren't working so ill just screenshot it in!