John Demonic

They shouldn't walk through plate glass windows.

If he can become a social media star. We can bring in more members and have bigger crowds and that will give us a bigger home ground advantage. Think of all those sunglass wearing shrill screaming Gen Z and Alpha Koltists making our opponents fumble and second-guess themselves 🙉. That will net us 2 or 3 more wins each year. Not to mention the amount of sausage sizzle sales at family days going forward. That would make The Kolt equivalent to less of a role player and more of a Pick 1-5 calibre player. Go Dees 😎

He was a tough mongrel! 16mins he talks trade to and career with the Dees. Apple PodcastsFitzroy / Melbourne - Marcus SeecampPodcast Episode · The 90's Club Footy Podcast · 01/26/2026 · 36m Also in there Demon related are episodes with: Neita, Rod Grinter, Mathew Bishop, Darren Bennett, Glenn Lovett, Andy Lovell, Kevin Dyson, Jason Norrish, Bizzell, Tingay, Roos & Schwabb

Would love to see a home video debaucherous day at the footy in the 80s with the Dr himself!

Although there are some exceptions

Bailey Humphrey is looking fantastic and is in great spirits. Just told me theres only 180 days left until he's a Dee. He's keen I'll give him that.

My midfield has been murdered, my defenders have been murdered, my 3 quarter time lead gone I don't like it

I'm sure they'll be fine, they've got Who? GoGarcia

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One of my prevailing on-field memories as a little kid was watching Sean Wight hero diving a one armed spoil in the bucketing down rain at the punt road end. Otherwise I was too young to see much of his career.

Looks more like Disco Turners break out year

I don't think ive quite taken in just how much of a list-turn over we'e had in the off-season until seeing it spelt out like this. That amount of players has been unthinkable since Roos leading in to 2014. Which puts into perspective where we actually WERE at With Goodwin, in the cold light of day. We're somewhere in that 2014-2016 range again now and that's pretty damn exciting as a fan. Next years list changes will be even more interesting given they're going to be hugely dependent on what's going on at Casey and in the seniors (duh) Go Dees! PS. Embarrassingly googling who Oscar Berry is!

You telling me I shouldn't drop 10K on Jai 'Fyfe Reincarnate' Culley to win the Brownlow!?

Just hope he doesn't push himself beyond what his body can handle and burn out, given the ACL injury history.

I hear its a real tearjerker, so have some tissues on hand

He smells of fuchsia and linament

Here are some of my depressingly doomy recs! This album last year was a banger, rest of their discography is decent too! little known now defunct drone doom band out of the UK funeral doom with some decent vocals! Classic doom

It's been the last 3 off-seasons of "They should win 6-10 games and challenge for the 8 next season" talk, that persuades me not to buy any of it. There was a game over in Freo in round 2 maybe in Clarko's 1st season, where LDU looked dominant as Chris Judd and they won it by a point. They looked good enough in that moment to turn things around. Have not seen anything of that calibre since.

I can see West Coast / North Melbourne becoming the next West Coast / North Melbourne for the next 5 years

Nice! On the topic of MFC half backs, I reckon if state of origin was around 5-7 years ago, Pig Hibberd would be the kind of uncompromisinly hard at it footballer that would've won a medal. Especially if it was played in a winter bog like in the 90s!

I hope you got your best 23 signed on the back!

I won't bare a grudge nor abuse past players, but the new nickname Spud McVee is too aesthetically pleasing to pass up. Just Rolls off the tongue! And it's a lot better than 'Chris'

Bollocks. The Suns passmark is bottom 4