John Demonic

I'm tired of being outraged boss

Those 3 words cannot conjure any other image lol

The puns will right themselves if he gets drafted and makes the best 23. I can hear Huddo saying "Get the popcorn out" after he kicks his first goal Great surname for footy

Hopefully the Demon Army can sneak a little thank you to St Kilda on the banner

No, they wouldn't do it

The undead?

It's a bit cruel, but I have to chuckle thinking back to one of the Deebrief podcasters calling him "Frying Pan Hands"

We're undefeated with Fullarton in the side aren't we? 😃

The cricketers practice throwing at the 1 stump, maybe we should shift the goalposts at Casey to within 1 or 2 metres of each other 🤷

Come home wacko jacko Dees Go Wacko, Dees go Wacko for Jacko?

You're sounding like a gossip rag columnist there mate

The Thorpedo Phillip Thorpe

What happens if the Hawks kick a goal right on 13m?

Portsea Polo VIP tickets and Hotel drink vouchers ?

What's the reasoning for tonight's fixture? Marshmallow Game?

The MFCSS points to this being a tough battle and to the Eagles loading all year in preparation for this block of games (Dees, Rich, St K)

Their List Manager has been in charge of that Operation for two decades

Mad Max 🏆🏆

Turns out we had 2 picks in the top 7. Who wants our 2026 1st rounder?

I suspect Jack grew up kicking a chewed up deflated footy around the backyard with the family pitbull

He shall forthwith be nicknamed The Grand High Wizard, and all footy fans and media institutions must refer to him as such. And put trust in his otherworldly magical powers with ball in hand, despite not having shown them on the big stage yet.

To be fair, there's a bunch of identical players with the same mullet & bum fluff stache combo