John Demonic

He's a Jack of all trades

He looked like he was on schoolies for 4 years

Thats why I've nicknamed him [UNPAID] Billings

3 goals in 3 quarters should be leading every clubs goal kicking. We don't have Charlie Curnow running round out there

How are the new boys going?

Our key defender is amiss and their key forward is Amiss. Send out a search party to the main street of Mandurah!

No 100 point thumpings?

I'm an [censored], I thought he was the winner of The Recruit on Foxtel and recruited by the Eagles. But that was Matt Eagles another dreadlocked surfer type, but he was recruited by Brisbane 🤦‍♂️

Although I'm a little worried that he's lied about his age to recruiters, and he's actually in his 40's.. going by that 80s VFL jumper he's wearing

We're hiring Paul Mercurio as dancing coach?

Big wraps Edit: Gets more specific about his draft year and traits at 7m https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1fAmvLjCFgI&t=420s

Yeah, you wouldn't want to Rooyen our hopes for season 2025

The logo looks like an irregular mole

🗣️🙏 I dont read replies or reactions from anyone except @greenwaves, everyone else has been put on ignore. Have a nice day.

Sharpie

Im assuming they turn off inbox notifications, so they can treat the place like their own personal soapbox, and everyone else as mere consumers of their content. There was a demon fan redditor on AFL that did this, leaving horrible injury cheering comments and Putting down our players etc. And never responding. Eventually they were shadow-banned by Moderators ie comments made invisible. Because they turned off inbox replies and never interacted, they were completely unaware for years that nobody could see anything they wrote and posted LOL. I know because I'd occasionally look at their profile to still see them posting invisible comments years later. Bit of a tangent!

I predict Skynet to go undefeated and wipe out all opposition

Shoulder length brown hair, lost in a desert for 4 years, initials JC Do we nickname him The Saviour?

Loving the ferocity with which our key forwards aer attacking the ball aerially. If we keep it up all season, we can be a feared attacking club again

Rivdog looking electric. Its going to be a great season if he's consistently burning his opponent on the centre/wing and kicking it long into 50 or finding Oliver with the handball who does the same By great I mean exciting

who was in the pocket behind the fence calling for the lead?

Impressive start considering we're up against the #Flagaroos 🦘

10am Saturday?! At least North Melbourne is not far from the CBD, so us fans (and players) can go straight their from the clubs