John Demonic

And gets suspended for key games. We'll nickname him Big Bad Cal

Does Sam have any hobbies on the itinerary outside of footy?

Picked the wrong week to be The Enforcer

After our terrible start, I can cop missing the 8. It will be Onwards to next season as we continue to develop and evolve But I won't cop giving the Bombers a pick any higher than the one we're currently coughing up. Which has far less to do with XL or the draft crop, and more to do with pride!

Is that really necessary binman? Surely a Collingwood footballer would be driving under the influence and cause the collision themselves.

Missed opportunity for the title: Who will be our Sparg plug?

30 minutes later, nah.

I'm tired of being outraged boss

Those 3 words cannot conjure any other image lol

The puns will right themselves if he gets drafted and makes the best 23. I can hear Huddo saying "Get the popcorn out" after he kicks his first goal Great surname for footy

Hopefully the Demon Army can sneak a little thank you to St Kilda on the banner

No, they wouldn't do it

The undead?

It's a bit cruel, but I have to chuckle thinking back to one of the Deebrief podcasters calling him "Frying Pan Hands"

We're undefeated with Fullarton in the side aren't we? 😃

The cricketers practice throwing at the 1 stump, maybe we should shift the goalposts at Casey to within 1 or 2 metres of each other 🤷

Come home wacko jacko Dees Go Wacko, Dees go Wacko for Jacko?

You're sounding like a gossip rag columnist there mate

The Thorpedo Phillip Thorpe

What happens if the Hawks kick a goal right on 13m?

Portsea Polo VIP tickets and Hotel drink vouchers ?

What's the reasoning for tonight's fixture? Marshmallow Game?