John Demonic

On reflection, I'm pretty sure our 2025 tombstone will have the numbers 19.11.125 d 9.12.66 inscribed.

Nvm

That curly mullet needs to be sheared, its bouncing up n down and blocking his vision

We lost by the small margin of a Fritta burnt teammate running into goal. Doesn't even look around for the give, he's so hungry for the goals. Absolutely killed our momentum. Burnt Kossie with the handball near the boundary too with the one he kicked. And the goal celebrations seem more about the crowd, than they do his teammates. If he can contribute on the scoreboard for the rest of the season, come end of the year we can sell high and get a 2nd round pick back. Bring in more youth.

That's got to be the best forward line we've had in the last few years post BB? on paper at least. It's the one that would've beaten them in the QF with Melksham & Petty. Today will be the best chance since then. Go Dees

Noah Anderson is out for the mandatory 12 days under the Indigestion Protocol, so Stewart has to be punished. Maybe forced to eat cabbage soup for a month?

And gets suspended for key games. We'll nickname him Big Bad Cal

Does Sam have any hobbies on the itinerary outside of footy?

Picked the wrong week to be The Enforcer

After our terrible start, I can cop missing the 8. It will be Onwards to next season as we continue to develop and evolve But I won't cop giving the Bombers a pick any higher than the one we're currently coughing up. Which has far less to do with XL or the draft crop, and more to do with pride!

Is that really necessary binman? Surely a Collingwood footballer would be driving under the influence and cause the collision themselves.

Missed opportunity for the title: Who will be our Sparg plug?

30 minutes later, nah.

I'm tired of being outraged boss

Those 3 words cannot conjure any other image lol

The puns will right themselves if he gets drafted and makes the best 23. I can hear Huddo saying "Get the popcorn out" after he kicks his first goal Great surname for footy

Hopefully the Demon Army can sneak a little thank you to St Kilda on the banner

No, they wouldn't do it

The undead?

It's a bit cruel, but I have to chuckle thinking back to one of the Deebrief podcasters calling him "Frying Pan Hands"

We're undefeated with Fullarton in the side aren't we? 😃

The cricketers practice throwing at the 1 stump, maybe we should shift the goalposts at Casey to within 1 or 2 metres of each other 🤷

Come home wacko jacko Dees Go Wacko, Dees go Wacko for Jacko?