John Demonic

We're undefeated with Fullarton in the side aren't we? 😃

The cricketers practice throwing at the 1 stump, maybe we should shift the goalposts at Casey to within 1 or 2 metres of each other 🤷

Come home wacko jacko Dees Go Wacko, Dees go Wacko for Jacko?

You're sounding like a gossip rag columnist there mate

The Thorpedo Phillip Thorpe

What happens if the Hawks kick a goal right on 13m?

Portsea Polo VIP tickets and Hotel drink vouchers ?

What's the reasoning for tonight's fixture? Marshmallow Game?

The MFCSS points to this being a tough battle and to the Eagles loading all year in preparation for this block of games (Dees, Rich, St K)

Their List Manager has been in charge of that Operation for two decades

Mad Max 🏆🏆

Turns out we had 2 picks in the top 7. Who wants our 2026 1st rounder?

I suspect Jack grew up kicking a chewed up deflated footy around the backyard with the family pitbull

He shall forthwith be nicknamed The Grand High Wizard, and all footy fans and media institutions must refer to him as such. And put trust in his otherworldly magical powers with ball in hand, despite not having shown them on the big stage yet.

To be fair, there's a bunch of identical players with the same mullet & bum fluff stache combo

Yes. It's written in the footscray football club constitution 4th Strike - You're traded to Melbourne

Rivdog getting out of an ice bath

Feel for the bloke. It must be hard to stay on an AFL list when your surname is Culley

It seems the term "Selection integrity" has been overused and is difficult to comprehend. How about we rename it to "Having principles" or "standing for something" to get the point across It has nothing to do with the perceived capability or potential of the player you're bringing in.

Wouldn't put it past this week being more about token droppings/selections as well as pitting a player like Fullarton up against it, so he can be easily written off. We're a cynical bunch here at demonland

Plugger Fullarton is in!!!

The boys are preparing for relegation to the A League. And then we can move into the AAMI Park facility. Home base ✅

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