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Jaded No More Legend

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Where are we going wrong?

Where AREN'T we going wrong?

Pathetic accountability, terrible pre-game selections, giant forward line that is giving us nothing, poor foot skills, incredibly slow through the middle....

Basically, we're awful in every way.

A new coach must, MUST drag anyone who is more than 5cm away from their direct opponent. It's under 9's stuff!

We're embarrassing. Is it really that hard to MAN-UP?????

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The travelling comedy troupe that is the Melbourne Demons continues. We are an embarrassment!

It would be nice just to have the game not be decided in the first 10 mins of the game for once, just so i can get a little git of enjoyment out of watching the footy.

At least i know we will lose to Carlton rnd 22. We are by far the worst team in the AFL.

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Again poor selection......

Wheres the kids...

why is Fergo, Miller, Holland playing......

We need either Biz or Rivers playing at anyone time as they are the only intelligent KP defenders we have....

Forward line hasnt looked that bad except we are giving away stupid free kicks when we are about to attack....

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We will miss Bate (Badly corked thigh)

He is our only option across HF to present...

We are getting nothing

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Again poor selection......

Wheres the kids...

why is Fergo, Miller, Holland playing......

We need either Biz or Rivers playing at anyone time as they are the only intelligent KP defenders we have....

Forward line hasnt looked that bad except we are giving away stupid free kicks when we are about to attack....

Jolly is destroying us,

Miller 0 possesion

Davey 1 Godfrey 1

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Guest unstable punt

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Do you mean these key players?

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its just absolutely pathetic, l cannot watch this crap and the sooner this season is over the better, they need a real cleanout. WTF are they playing Jamar for????????????????????????????????????? sick of it

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I dont know who this bloke "RUSHED" is ...but sign him long term...he's our best scorer !!!! ahhh pmsl !! :lol:

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i take it back about holland..

Least he is trying hard and is using his brain to get it on quickly.

Our 2 goals are a result of his work.

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