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NON-MFC: 2026 Opening Round

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17 minutes ago, monoccular said:

Loads of empty Suns' seats.

AFL give them everything but they still can't draw a crowd.

Crowds are irrelevant at the end of the day

Itโ€™s about broadcast rights; 4 teams in NSW and qld are integral to that

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Suns look good buts Cats gave up on the flight up. Also easing into the year.

Calling for Trac as an AA in the first half of the 0th round of the season is a bit premature.

13 minutes ago, Ghostwriter said:

As bored as I was by last nightโ€™s game. Great start to Season 2026, AFL!

Iโ€™m just annoyed that our scoring system doesnโ€™t allow for both sides to lose.

Something for Swan to work on for next year.


40 minutes ago, Ghostwriter said:

I heard this and Iโ€™m definitely not a fan of it.

Get fkdโ€ฆ thatโ€™s the pits.

Footy is becoming a sport for people with ADHD, as fast paced as possible, music in between.

Theyโ€™ll add fireworks and fire in a few years like Big Bash league has, and use it after every goal.

Made me smile when I saw that Buckley was Geelongโ€™s new defensive coach as the Suns piled on the goals in the opening quarter

Sooooo glad we didnโ€™t pick him up as our head coach.

8 minutes ago, GawnOfTheDead said:

Get fkdโ€ฆ thatโ€™s the pits.

Footy is becoming a sport for people with ADHD, as fast paced as possible, music in between.

Theyโ€™ll add fireworks and fire in a few years like Big Bash league has, and use it after every goal.

Soโ€ฆ we agree on this. I wasnโ€™t sure since usually when someone agrees with me they donโ€™t start their post with telling me to get fkd ๐Ÿ˜

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13 minutes ago, GawnOfTheDead said:

Footy is becoming a sport for people with ADHD, as fast paced as possible, music in between.

[censored] yeahhhhhh

13 minutes ago, Wodja said:

Made me smile when I saw that Buckley was Geelongโ€™s new defensive coach as the Suns piled on the goals in the opening quarter

Seeing the video of the Geelong box, with both him and Chris Scott looking all sulky is like 2 for the price of one!!

6 minutes ago, Ghostwriter said:

Soโ€ฆ we agree on this. I wasnโ€™t sure since usually when someone agrees with me they donโ€™t start their post with telling me to get fkd ๐Ÿ˜

Sorry. I was saying that in reference to the original poster saying we are doing that rubbish, and that was my reaction to it, not you! ๐Ÿ˜‚

I guess itโ€™s never clear via message!


1 minute ago, ANG13 said:

This game might become interesting if the lead gets close to 100 points.

If the lead gets beyond 186 points Iโ€™ll get Damian Hardwickโ€™s face tattooed on my forehead.

So trac on kings birthday last year could not hit a handball target in the dying stages but suddenly can kick 3 goals tonight.

This Geelong team just looks so different, I know danger & cameron are missing but gee they look slow.

Anyway game over & I've switched off

Just now, Ghostwriter said:

If the lead gets beyond 186 points Iโ€™ll get Damian Hardwickโ€™s face tattooed on my forehead.

You didnโ€™t specify who would tattoo you, can I do it?

For reference, my daughter has better drawing skill than me.


Judas in a side that has taken 15 years to become good. The Man City of Aussie Rules. Just like how City were absolutely nothing as a club pre 2008, pre Arab oil money, the amount of aid and emergency help Gold Coast received from AFL handouts is nothing short of incompetence.

I still donโ€™t rate Man City as a club and I sure as hell do not rate Gold Coast either. If the AFL were the football/soccer model, Gold Coast would have died 5 years into their existence.

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3 votes, C Petracca. Superstar. What a joy he is to watch. Sucks itโ€™s not in red and blue anymore.

Still for the best to move him on, but jeez it sucks.

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He's rubbing our nose in it

UGH

Edited by Macca

Trac is playing at his absolute peak again. Absolute gun. Well done him, but very difficult to watch now. And all of a sudden he can kick (or is that a reflection on the lack of pressure from the Cats?) Getting a bit lippy too.


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